any more?

An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink.

The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one pile in front of his wife. He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup down between them. As he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them keep looking over and whispering "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man replies that they''re just fine - they''re just used to sharing everything.

The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn''t eaten a bite. She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the

cont
juice and again the man goes to there table and asks "what are you waiting on?"
the old lady replied "the teeth"

Lmao

lol nice one poolcue

An Irish family have been found frozen to death outside the Dublin Odeon.
They had been queuing for 3 days to see "CLOSED FOR THE WINTER"





(now that had me pmsl and rofl)

LMFAO!

PMFSL at that

Husband buys wife present 4 her birthday. Wife opens it and says "What the heck do i want with a Rocket" ???

Husband says "You wanted some space , now fcuk off" !!

OMFG! Ha Ha Ha Ha..good one

lmao!

Viagra is now available in powder form

to put in your tea or coffee.



It does nothing for erections,

but it stops your biscuits from going soft.

LMAO thats tickled me!!!!

LMFAO @ that one stell, keep em coming

good one poolcue, nice stella! lmao

A Vicar was walking past a house one day, when he seen a guy doing his garden. He said "My, that is a lovely fence, nice panels and lovely posts"

The man said " yes, i am proud of my posts reverand" I think i'll name them after you and call them "Relevant posts"




Relevant joke which relevant ppl will understand

PMFSL

Is there a website where you can post jokes that you don't get and ask people to explain them?

Urmmm dnoLol

Pll Stella's not well.....Cheer him up..Post some good jokes

Mr Li Wong and Mrs Sue Wong are having a baby together. When Mrs Wong Goes into labour she finally gives birth to a healthy white baby boy. When Mr Wong sees his white baby he says..."Two Wongs dont make a white so this baby will be called Sum Ting Wong!"

had me pmsl