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any more jokes?

looks lyk his jokes were bad

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

Q. What?s better than a rose on your piano?
A. Tulips on your organ.

Lmao at them

A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right
thing and went to a marriage counselor. After a few visits,
and a lot of questioning and listening, the counselor said
that he had discovered the main problem.
He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand,
and gave her a hug. He looked at the man and said, "this
is what your wife needs, at least once a day!"
The man frowned, thought for a moment, then said, "Ok, what
time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?"

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they
came to some tracks.
The first blonde said "These look like deer tracks."
The other said, "No, they look like moose tracks."
They argued and argued and were still arguing when
the train hit them.

OH LMAO..Just talking about blondes in the garage too PMSLLLLLLLL

Bet your a blonde justsumgirl arnt you

she is

I am! And what may i ask is wrong with that?

Yeah whats wrong with that, she a cutie as well

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and
she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of
your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands.
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied,
"Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and
God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying,
Oh God, here I come.....
If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."


The nun fainted.

U taking the P Mr Funny Fella?? lmao



LMAO at nun joke

Would I TTP??

Dunno with you hahahah

Once upon a time a man was walking down the street. He saw an ancient
oil lamp in an ash
can and, thinking of the Aladdin legend, he picked up and rubbed it.
Sure enough, out
popped a genie. "Master, I shall now grant you one wish." The man
spoke, his eyes
bulging with desire. "I wanna be rock hard and get plenty of a ss for
the rest of my life!"
The genie obediently turned him into a toilet.

Lmao!! Good one Stell.