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17:50 Thu 15 Feb 07 (GMT) [Link]
An Australian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands.
He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian
Barmaid.
As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent. Over
the course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift
he asks if she wants to come back to his place.
Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to
pay her $200 to sleep with him. As she is travelling around the
world and is short of funds, she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Fosters and
after showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with
him again for $200. She remembers the night before and is only too
happy to agree.
This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in
again orders Fosters but goes and sits in the corner. The barmaid
thinks
that if she pays him more attention then, maybe she can shake some
more cash out of him. So she goes over and sits next to him. She
He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian
Barmaid.
As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent. Over
the course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift
he asks if she wants to come back to his place.
Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to
pay her $200 to sleep with him. As she is travelling around the
world and is short of funds, she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Fosters and
after showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with
him again for $200. She remembers the night before and is only too
happy to agree.
This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in
again orders Fosters but goes and sits in the corner. The barmaid
thinks
that if she pays him more attention then, maybe she can shake some
more cash out of him. So she goes over and sits next to him. She
17:51 Thu 15 Feb 07 (GMT) [Link]
asks him where he's from in Australia.
"Melbourne", he tells her.
"So am I. What suburb?" she enquires.
"Glen Iris" he replies.
"That's amazing," she says excitedly, "so am I what street?"
"Cameo Street" he replies.
This is unbelievable........." she says, her voice quavering;
"What number?"
"Number 20", he replies.
She is totally astonished. "You are NOT going to believe this,
she screams, "but I'm from number 22! My parents still live there!"
"I know..." he says, "Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you".
HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN, THINKS AUSTRALIAN!
"Melbourne", he tells her.
"So am I. What suburb?" she enquires.
"Glen Iris" he replies.
"That's amazing," she says excitedly, "so am I what street?"
"Cameo Street" he replies.
This is unbelievable........." she says, her voice quavering;
"What number?"
"Number 20", he replies.
She is totally astonished. "You are NOT going to believe this,
she screams, "but I'm from number 22! My parents still live there!"
"I know..." he says, "Your Dad gave me $1,000 to give to you".
HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN, THINKS AUSTRALIAN!
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09:46 Fri 16 Feb 07 (GMT) [Link]
7 Dwarfs in bed all feeling Happy......so Happy turned over and felt Grumpy who was feeling Bashful, but Bashful was feeling Sleepy.......i could go on lol.......
And Snow White thought 7 UP was a drink
And Snow White thought 7 UP was a drink
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11:32 Fri 16 Feb 07 (GMT) [Link]
A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer. The bartender informed him that
he was not allowed to serve alcohol to drunken patrons.
After a few harsh words, the bartender suggested to the drunk to prove he
wasn't drunk by doing twenty push-ups on the floor.
As he was doing the push-ups, another drunk staggers into the bar and sees
this guy on the floor doing push-ups.
He looks at him for a minute and then kicks him in the ribs saying, "Fella, I
think your girl friend has gone home."
he was not allowed to serve alcohol to drunken patrons.
After a few harsh words, the bartender suggested to the drunk to prove he
wasn't drunk by doing twenty push-ups on the floor.
As he was doing the push-ups, another drunk staggers into the bar and sees
this guy on the floor doing push-ups.
He looks at him for a minute and then kicks him in the ribs saying, "Fella, I
think your girl friend has gone home."
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12:18 Fri 16 Feb 07 (GMT) [Link]
A Panda walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a meal. When the meal
finally arrives, he eats it quickly, then shoots a drunk, and leaves the bar.
A patron walks over to the bartender and asks, "What was that all about?"
The bartender replies, "Look up 'panda' in the dictionary, pal."
And so, the patron retrieves his Webster's dictionary from his coat pocket and
looks up the word 'panda.'
"What's it say?" asks the bartender.
The patron replies with a grin, "Eats shoots and leaves?.
finally arrives, he eats it quickly, then shoots a drunk, and leaves the bar.
A patron walks over to the bartender and asks, "What was that all about?"
The bartender replies, "Look up 'panda' in the dictionary, pal."
And so, the patron retrieves his Webster's dictionary from his coat pocket and
looks up the word 'panda.'
"What's it say?" asks the bartender.
The patron replies with a grin, "Eats shoots and leaves?.
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