Pmsl, that was good Stell!!

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next
to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that?
I just ordered a glass of Champagne , too!"

"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is
a special day for me, and I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me too, I'm also
celebrating!" says the woman
.
"What a coincidence!" says the man. As they
clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a
child, and today my Gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man, "I'm a chicken farmer
and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're
finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different c ock," he replied.

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence.!"

PMFSL!!! I LOVE THAT!

A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up
a picture of a cat. "What animal is this?" she asked.
"A cat!" said Eddie.

"Good job! Now, what is this animal?"

"A dog!" said Eddie.

"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a Deer.
The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said, "It's what
your mom calls your dad."

"A horny bas tard," called out Eddie.

Wooooooooo PMSl






(hiya Stell, Happy Valentines Day)

PMSL

Ok i have a joke but i aint sure if its been posted before, but i was PMSL and it is in two parts! lmao

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet,
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such
a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first
time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about
condoms and s*x.....

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house
and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited
for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
"I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
your father was a pharmacist."

PMFSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

lmao

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
as the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked
the husband: "when you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
the husband replied: "all i wanted to do was to fcuk your brains out, and suck your tiits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "what are you thinking now?"
he replied: "it looks like i did a pretty good job."

PMSL

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Q: What do Viagra and the dirt devil have in common?
A: They both put the power of an up right in to the palm of your hand.

LMAO!

Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A. A Tran-sister.

IM PMSL HERE hahahhahahhahah

Q. Why do women wear black underwear?

A. They are in mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.

OI LMFAO

Q. What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion?

A. At a hockey game you see fast pucks.

Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A. Polaroid?s.

Loving that one Stella!!