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Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurance
company ...
Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.
Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that.
We will ascertain the value of the old barn and provide you with a new one
of comparable worth.
Susan, after a pause: I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband.
company ...
Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.
Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that.
We will ascertain the value of the old barn and provide you with a new one
of comparable worth.
Susan, after a pause: I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband.
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A young boy had just
gotten his driving permit.
He asked his father,
who was a minister,
if they could discuss his use
of the family car.
His father said to him,
"I'll make a deal with you.
You bring your grades up,
study your bible a little,
and get your hair cut,
then we will talk about it."
A month later the boy came back
and again asked his father if
they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said, "Son,
I'm real proud of you.
You have brought your grades up,
you've studied your bible diligently,
but you didn't get a hair cut!"
The young man waited a moment
and replied, "You know dad,
I've been thinking about that.
You know Samson had long hair,
Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair,
and even Jesus had long hair."
His father replied,
"Yes son,
and they walked everywhere they went!"
gotten his driving permit.
He asked his father,
who was a minister,
if they could discuss his use
of the family car.
His father said to him,
"I'll make a deal with you.
You bring your grades up,
study your bible a little,
and get your hair cut,
then we will talk about it."
A month later the boy came back
and again asked his father if
they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said, "Son,
I'm real proud of you.
You have brought your grades up,
you've studied your bible diligently,
but you didn't get a hair cut!"
The young man waited a moment
and replied, "You know dad,
I've been thinking about that.
You know Samson had long hair,
Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair,
and even Jesus had long hair."
His father replied,
"Yes son,
and they walked everywhere they went!"
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09:10 Sun 11 Feb 07 (GMT)
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I love this one.........
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking
a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is
frowning and looking put out.
The egg mutters to no one in particular,
"I guess we answered that question."
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking
a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is
frowning and looking put out.
The egg mutters to no one in particular,
"I guess we answered that question."
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awww bless
Its the old question - who came first ? The Chicken or the Egg !?
Now read it again lexy
Its the old question - who came first ? The Chicken or the Egg !?
Now read it again lexy
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14:43 Sun 11 Feb 07 (GMT)
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PMSL Im the chicken...WOOO New names...Chicken and Egg
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15:07 Sun 11 Feb 07 (GMT)
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Good job im not a chicken plucker then !1 PMFSL
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Coming right up (so to speak)
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
A 40ft c ock that wants to reach out and touch someone.
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
A 40ft c ock that wants to reach out and touch someone.
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Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Because 4 inches isn't enough.
Because 4 inches isn't enough.
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These two eggs had just been married and were on their honeymoon.
While they were sitting on the bed making out, the female egg pushed the male
egg away and said, "I just have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back in a
minute." and off she went.
Five minutes later, the male egg saw his sexy wife walk out in a slinky
?egg?lige, wiping her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body.
Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it
completely.
The female egg looked at him and asked what he was doing.
He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head
with a spoon!"
While they were sitting on the bed making out, the female egg pushed the male
egg away and said, "I just have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back in a
minute." and off she went.
Five minutes later, the male egg saw his sexy wife walk out in a slinky
?egg?lige, wiping her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body.
Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it
completely.
The female egg looked at him and asked what he was doing.
He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head
with a spoon!"
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