*Obliges*

One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds his grandpa sitting on the Porch without any pants on!

So he goes up to his grandpa and says "Grandpa, do you realize that you're not wearing any pants?" His grandpa replies "Yes Jimmy, I do."

Jimmy then says "Well, why are you outside without any pants on Grandpa?"

His grandpa looks at Jimmy and responds "Well Jimmy, yesterday I sat outside without a shirt to long, and I got a stiff neck. This was your grandma's idea."

PMSL yayyyyyyyyy Thankyou Stella

This fella goes to the doctor and says"Doctor, I've got a rash round my p enis have you got anything for it?"

The doctor said" put this on and come back next week if it doesn't work."

The bloke comes back the next week and the cream hadn't worked so he tells the doctor and the doctor gives him more cream and tells him to come back next week if it doesn't work.

The bloke comes back and the cream still hasn't worked so the doctor says "Drop your pants."

The man drops his pants and the doctor has a look and tells him to put another cream on the man then says "Doctor it's worked!! What was that?"

The doctor replies "Lipstick remover"

Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.

The horrified nurse said, "Why didn’t you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?"

The lady said, "My phone doesn’t have an eleven."

pmsl stella!!

hehe nice one procky

Joe is sitting on a train across from a
busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.

The blonde realises he is staring and
inquires, "Are you looking at my p***y?"

"Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes.

"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."

Sure enough the p***y blows him a kiss.

Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder p***y can do.

"I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in amazement as the p***y winks at him.

"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. Joe moves over
and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"

*Shakes her head* Disgusting..........














PMFSL!

hahaha

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"

HA HA HA HA HA





(why is it always blondes??????haha)

Coz scientists proved blondes are stupid....they just get stereotyped...

OH! ok then.........*debates if to go dye her hair*

u got blonde hair ????

thts a surprise

Yes Cuey....sort of! lol

A surprise?? whys that??

Excuse me....less convo, more jokes......

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."

Awwwwwww thats bad that.........lol



(pssssssssst, Cuey, Proc, i better not talk on here he is mad about something!! General chat from now on!)

2 Essex girls chatting in a bar, when an attractive man with terrible dandruff walks in.

1st Essex girl says " He needs Head and Shoulders"

2nd Essex girl says " how do you give Shoulders"

hahaha stella they gettin worse luv

still funny tho hahaha

Edited at 16:37 Thu 25/05/06 (BST)