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12:33 Thu 18 May 06 (BST) [Link]
What do you call a woman with two pints of beer on her head, playin pool ??
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15:16 Thu 18 May 06 (BST) [Link]
Viagra are now available in eye drops, u dont get an errrrrm, but ya look hard!
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15:50 Thu 18 May 06 (BST) [Link]
I got my Viagra and my sleepin tablets mixed up this mornin !!
ended up havin 40 w anks
ended up havin 40 w anks
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16:00 Thu 18 May 06 (BST) [Link]
OMFG! PMSL!.............Oh ffs hahahahaha
Btw.. u know thats gonna be removed by Admin dont ya?
Edited at 21:01 Thu 18/05/06 (BST)
Btw.. u know thats gonna be removed by Admin dont ya?
Edited at 21:01 Thu 18/05/06 (BST)
07:24 Fri 19 May 06 (BST) [Link]
Admin aren't really on enough to find it. Nick is only one who will read it....
Knock Knock,
Whose there?
An interrupting cow....
An interrupting cow....MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Knock Knock,
Whose there?
An interrupting cow....
An interrupting cow....MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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10:41 Fri 19 May 06 (BST) [Link]
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load
of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts,
which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again
he asks the little old lady,
" why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks,
"Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."
of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts,
which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again
he asks the little old lady,
" why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks,
"Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied,
"We just love the chocolate around them."
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07:13 Sat 20 May 06 (BST) [Link]
Paul McCartney is still upset about his marriage breakup....
he says no else can fill her shoe.
he says no else can fill her shoe.
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07:36 Sat 20 May 06 (BST) [Link]
lmao
did you hear bout the guy with no legs?
he got thrown out of the cinema for jumping on the seats,
did you hear bout the guy with no legs?
he got thrown out of the cinema for jumping on the seats,
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14:25 Sat 20 May 06 (BST) [Link]
whats goes..beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.........?
the aresnal opentop bus backing into the garage
the aresnal opentop bus backing into the garage
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14:30 Sat 20 May 06 (BST) [Link]
sorry in advance.......but this is a corker
A couple was sitting up waiting for their 16 year old son to come home
from a social engagement when the boy came into the house with a big
smile on his face.
"Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad!" he said breathlessly. "Guess what! I've just had
sex for the first time, and it was wonderful!"
His mother turned red and said to her husband, "He's your son. You talk
to him". Then she left the room.
The father said "Son, that's great. Now you've become a man and I'm
proud of you. I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that
ten-speed bike you've been wanting. I hope you don't mind waiting till
payday to get it".
"That's OK, Dad", said the boy. "I couldn't ride it right now anyway.
My @rse is too sore."
A couple was sitting up waiting for their 16 year old son to come home
from a social engagement when the boy came into the house with a big
smile on his face.
"Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad!" he said breathlessly. "Guess what! I've just had
sex for the first time, and it was wonderful!"
His mother turned red and said to her husband, "He's your son. You talk
to him". Then she left the room.
The father said "Son, that's great. Now you've become a man and I'm
proud of you. I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that
ten-speed bike you've been wanting. I hope you don't mind waiting till
payday to get it".
"That's OK, Dad", said the boy. "I couldn't ride it right now anyway.
My @rse is too sore."
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14:32 Sat 20 May 06 (BST) [Link]
So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint,this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions".
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15:42 Sat 20 May 06 (BST) [Link]
why did the pervert cross the road?
cos he couldnt get his nob out of the chicken
cos he couldnt get his nob out of the chicken
16:29 Sat 20 May 06 (BST) [Link]
LMAO mcquiston, classic!
Tribal boy: Father, why is my name so unusual?
Tribal boy's father: Well son, in our tribe its custom that when a new baby is born. His or her parents go out to the ridge and name the child after the first thing they see!
Tribal boy's father: Why do you ask twodogsknobbing?
Tribal boy: No reason....
Tribal boy: Father, why is my name so unusual?
Tribal boy's father: Well son, in our tribe its custom that when a new baby is born. His or her parents go out to the ridge and name the child after the first thing they see!
Tribal boy's father: Why do you ask twodogsknobbing?
Tribal boy: No reason....
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