he thought it was safe 2 come out,he

slowly walked out when all of a sudden.....

the rat saw his opportunity and jumped at his manhood and sank his teeth in. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shrieked Bob, his todger swollen and aching. He was immediately riushed to the prison's medical wing, but the doctors had no option but to carry out an amputation. So Bob...

said go ahead i didnt really use it,then all

the people at the prison thought that he should go and have a.......................

big bath and a...

large.........................

cup of tea so they all......

had 2 find some tea bags and

and cups

but all of a sudden

they realised

that they had forgotten the sugar!
they went away to find some but were stopped by

the cops,,,and got asked

if they needed a lift because of the

the amount of sugar they were carryin, so they both looked at each other then gulped and said

RUN!! an ran all the way to

guildford

where they found

a severe lack of civilisation