chatting to this amazing person called..

bob n bob was such a..........

big fat

pool player that...

couldn't reach the table because he was only 3'7" tall...

but was good with his step ladders but thn...

one day he strained too hard and broke something in the groin region...

it was painful that.............

he went to the

hospital and had a............

big operation on his

poolcue, it was broken in 3 places

The doctor said "You've broken the main shaft of your cue, that part that lets you drive shots into the middle pocket. You'll have to wear a splint on it. And be careful when you're chalking it."

so he then went to........

the psychologist, and he said ,"Bob, I know you've been worried about your lack of performance with your cue, and I'm sorry about this latest setback, but you can't beat yourself up about it. Having a damaged cue doesn't make you less a man. I know, I know, your potting is seriously compromised due to your broken shaft, but trust me, it'll all work out in the end, I promise." So Bob was most disappointed, and he decided to...

to have another go at.........................

performin at

the royal...........

variety

...show - his act was to down as many bottles of Jack Daniels over an 8 hour period as possible, and for added fun he was going to do it wearing....