a..little

number picked out for him by.....

Daffyd the only mod in the members, but he wasnt sure whether to go with the pink or...

Black posing pouch because...

the pink really didnt go with his purple lip gloss that was on special offer at superdrug, he'd only gone in there to buy a kilo of...

eyeshadow...because his mate driver kept borrowing his because he was trying to impress....

anybody, as driver was missing his star...

which fell off, and

was trampled into the dirt and grime of the gutter by a rampaging fanatical mob who were chasing the late, great Leonardo da Vinci down the street after they saw him coming out of a pet shop having bought some pigeons in order to release them to study and observe their flight and make anatomical illustrations of them on the back page of his homeeork jotter (for which he would later win Novel prizes in both literature AND science! In the same year! How about that!!!!!) So a helpless, hapless and starless Bob decided to ditch the whole idea and go wearing a kilt. Just a kilt. And not even warm drawers underneath to keep his "bagpipe" warm. He...

he took a deep breathe and carried on doin

(Novel = Nobel*)

...the can-can down the street. But he made a fundamental error! He'd forgotten to wear his kilt! He was as naked as the day he was born! So along came a conbstable...

his fun and very..........

cancan, etc. Cop says...

(lmao!)

hello hello wot do u think your doin,,so

he told the cop

Bob says "It's a fair cop, cop!" The two of them rolled on the floor, laughing their asses off (or rotfltao for short), and this caused an outrage, cos as naked Bob rolled on the floor, his unit flopped from side to side, something which was outlawed in that particular town under pain of tickling to death. So Bob...

quickly got up and then he.......

raced to the nearest clothes shop, grabbed the first item of clothing he could see, and put it on. Unfortunately, it was... a pair of socks. So Bob had to do what music star Mody did once, and put the sock on his manhood. He then raced back inside and found a pair of flairs and put them on as well. However he was arested by the cop for shoplifting and his a$$ was hauled into prison. While he was there...

there was a big , huge

enormours rat that came straight up to him which scared the hell out oh him he ran around in circles and so did the rat when....