large but very.......

infamous...

it was a ..............

big obscene painting he drew on the side of a church, full of men's and women's wobbly bits. The cops weren't impressed because His Holiness Pope Popey McPope was due to make a visit, So.....

they decided to........

Dress up as Sooty and Sweep then they....

wud act out all there..................

illegal activities that went on, and hopefully make it look like an innocent joke gone wrong. However...

they gave it a go,and guess wot

they unfortunately......

got caught by the fuzz (i.e. the cops, not the pubes), arrested, interrogated to breaking point, and charged with vandalism. So they needed to call in the world's No 1 lawyer, who was...

currently hanging from a ceiling bondage contraption wearing nothing but a gimp mask...

it was a very............

awkward position.. especially as the phone had just started to ring, and his mum was about to walk in and answer it...

n then he had to do something very fast so he decided to....................

stay very still and hope she didnt notice him...

Then he woke up from his dream and realised he wasnt hanging from the ceiling he was in fact.....

sitting at his office desk, in need of a very strong coffee...

Because the night before he was....

up all night on the funkypool forum..