Nem-a-Chops came running towards them and...

and that chop was a cheeky

person. but Tonic just laughed and said........

well she might be cheeky,but

that doesn't matter because of.....

my trusty sidekick, called...

Tom? tom was.......

not very bright although he did possess......

ONE MILLION DOLLARS, which he got by beating James Bond in a game of craps. Tom was also a wizard at blackjack and backgammon, and was world champion at both. So anyways, Tom and Tonic sat down one day to play a game of blackcraps, whoch was a cross between blackjack and craps. However Tonic had cheated!!! He had....

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been doin

Somthing dodgy with an oversized Pea! He thought no one had...........

seen him doing it, and he was shocked into shame to discover that Tonic had been informed of his cheating! So...

he was quite

annoyed, so he...

stamped his

hand with a stamp to prove to the bouncers that he'd been in this casino before, and went outside to call the police on the cheatin' bast&rd Tonic (I said it was Tom earlier so that just proves that I haven't a clue what's going on). But the police wanted him in connection with a burglary that happened at a hairdresser's the previous night. So Tom...

thought that he should go and..............

'fess up to his role in...

a big................

massive...