strangest thing ever wasnt as starnge as.........

a p-nut hitting a dog with a.............

stick which was..........

as big as

the largest............

thing i have ever seen,,it

was huge, an it was...........

Bright Orange in colour, it had green sox on and looked almost as good as.....

pint of lager, but strangely it.........

Cos of the sox...it was more like....

a rubber.............

that some tramp had used and thrown into the gutter...

hen the rubber.............

(HEN the rubber???!? )

(Think he meant then..lol)

NEM: The rubber....

JSG: Turned into a jelly Mouse, travelled down the road, came across a hedghog named.......

Tonic.......

who

was very annoying he........................

would constantly srape is feet along the ground and shout T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Tonic The Hedgehog. as soon as he done that hundreds of..........

big hairy