they had a look around and found.......

loads and loads of...............

Likkle bubbles in mutli colours that they cud pop and turn into lollypops so they cud have a......

little suck on them if they were.............

(NEM! Pmfsl @ That)


Big enough but............

they already had a mouthful.so they

went to................

spit it out,,

and they were arrested again for spitting in public, so...

they spent more time in the

clink, trying to avoid rats and other such vermin...

which involved lots of tip-toeing which caused the great.....

master warden of the prison to inquire "What sort of pansy dancing are these prisoners doing? Pick out the best one of them so that I might have a dance with him." (He was a bit fruity that way.) No marks for guessing who got picked. Bob. So...

bob said wot the hell is goin on

And the Master warden of the prison said "You and me are gonna have a gaay old time! Yeeeeehaw!" So Bob panicked and called the governor, but he was even worse!

Bob woke up to find tht it was all a dream. he put his slippers on and went downstairs to find that someone had eaten all the cornflakes :O but who could have done it? he thought to himself who could have possilby have eaten all my cornflakes he then remembered his old pool hall rival...........

who was sat there with a

knife and a............

bottle of rum..

which didn't comtain rum but contained another highly volatile substance called antimatter.....