Now antimatter when ingested reacts horribly with the contents of the stomach. It takes whatever's there - food, stomach tissue, etc - and annihilates it. So if Bob's old pool hall rival drank some of the stuff, he'd die a grizzly death. Except he didn't. Instead he offered it to Bob, who...

took one look and thought

"Hmmm, I've never tasted antimatter before"

however i will and i will also......................

save some

chips for your..................

mate bob as he is

reeeli hungary and need to have some food but if he doesnt then he will die so...............

at that week's World Bob Convention, where all the Bobs of the world convene, exchange anecdotes and planworld domination, Bob and his friend Bob (makes sense if you read back over it from the top of the page!!!) met up, and Bob gave Bob some of his antimatter to feed him. But then, shock horror!!! Bob immediately turned into a pile of dust and bones and smoke! (Ironically Dush and Bones by Guns and Roses was on the radio at the time) So Bob (the one who was still alive)...

decided to go and have ..............

A mcdonalds instead but found that the item that he wanted (big mac) was not on the menu so to get food, he ended up going to the jungle to hunt monkeys and other types of animal but he found one day that he had hunted everything to the point of extinction and he had to find food elsewhere so he packed his rucksack and set off to.........

the nearest

mcdonals however it took him so long that he nearly had a ...................

asmtha attack he was puffin so much until he saw.......

a three legged monster come outta bag of walkers, and the monster said....

were r u goin because if u r goin to mcdonalds i will........

have to come with you and order a..............................

big

Pair of FHC's cos someone needs them right away and if she doesnt get them there will be hell to pay, howeve, they ordered a bacon butty, a cream egg, a custard slice and a jar of pickles for when they visited the mean old.....

grump, tired rat they.....