I trust sky sports news over what any frog says haha

Rebbit yourself what?
I'd trust Frances l'equipe though, seeing as Monaco is in France

loan deal ... thrashing out terms now and yet to have a medical... just a one year loan deal.

With the option to buy for £55m afterwards, that's what they are saying too.

£55m for what will be a dubious 29/30 year striker.

Still not convinced about his age tbh, and it's not like he has torn up Ligue 1, you might as well try and sign Zlatan, proven goalscorer and won the title in every season (bar 1, I believe AC Milan)

Liverpool wanted him now you question his age, 200 goals in 305 appearances, to make his debut vs Qpr with service from Di Maria, Herrera, Mata then his tally will only increase. He'll be a lot more prolific here than at Monaco, for sure.

I will wait until I have seen him play a few games, he was great at Atleti, but not so much at Monaco. This may be the next chance he needs.

Seems like United are now copying Liverpool's ideas though, shows how desperate they are, to be looking in our reject bin for ideas

How can you say he'll be more prolific here than in the French league? The Premiership is the hardest league in the world, proven in the fact that United have only scored twice in the first 4 games....drawing blanks against Burnley and MK Dons. City arguably have one of the best centre forwards in the world with Aguero alongside Jovetic, Dzeko, etc and they couldn't even score at home against Stoke. Not like in France where you have PSG winning the league, followed up by Monaco and Marseille with the rest being the equivalent of Championship sides.

I reckon he'll struggle more than you think he will. He'll certainly score but I can't see him being 'prolific' over here.

I hear spurs are trying to sign Welbeck, he has a good goalscoring record, maybe United should try and sign him! oh wait...

LOL - I think it's shared up in the North West - our scraps then go to Newcastle or Everton lol.

Tom Cleverley to reject Aston Villa (*mattwellie throws a party) and join Everton instead!

Martin Odegaard too - WOW cracking 15 year old, Barcelona and Real Madrid wanted him (to United)

Edited at 12:04 Mon 01/09/14 (BST)

Well, I think that tell's a story in itself...

All the goals they showed of Falcao, were all 2 years old

None from his time in Monaco...

If the Cleverley thing is true, I think I just heard half of Birmingham breathe a sigh of relief haha

Negredo possibly off to Valencia on loan for the season with the chance of a £27m move there at the end....Not sure why City would get rid of him with Aguero's recent injury record. I thought Negredo was pretty decent last season?!

LOL

Coates to Sunderland, gets him off our books for a year.

Means that Sunderland now have to buy Borini if they want him... No news yet though

Thank god we are not getting cleverly, why pay 8 million pound for a player that is out of contract at the end of the season anyway ?

Anyway on a different note darren bent is 4 stone overweight, steven gerrard is slower than ever, john terry has the turning circle of an aeroplane, mata and rooney cannot play in the same team , mata refuses to defend he is shocking at the minute (there was a reason despite being chelseas best player over two seasons that mourinho chucked him in) , Stoke were fantastic against man city but they were equally the same against villa just we hit them instead of them hitting us, hull city ( your going down with the baggies)

crystal palace .. oh dear oh dear ... nearly as bad as newcastle .. and getting in neil warnock was a massive mistake .. great championship manager .. not premier league standard im sure he said when he took the qpr job that would be his last ever job in football ( eejit ),
any arsenal fans out there ? - arsene wenger quote - we didnt create enough chances - no arsene your right just 24 shots at goal .. warranted only 6 on target <<< no need for a striker though you have sanago no goals in 17 games,

Liverpool looking good but Sterling oh dear oh dear .. runs around like a girl for 90 minutes and passes the ball to the keeper crikey, decent opening goal at the back post though.

leicester what a result they got and should of won.

tottenham .. sell the club captain and the only decent defender they have got ... younis kaboule .. TERRIBLE so weak at the back.

swansea are playing very wel at the minute as are everton despite a 6-3 loss they played well .. sunderland also not doing too bad , west ham going about their business quietly and a quality addition in bringing in song.

Burnley - enough said.

Man Utd - van gaal said three months ? i think what he meant was a season .. it will not be a 3 month turnaround maybe over the season and look to concentrate on next season would be a lot better.

hernandez on loan to madrid for a season - arsene wenger should of looked at him.

You finished your rant now mattywellie?

wasnt a rant .. it was an honest assessment of the premier league ill carry on

villa - we have looked terrible up until yesterday in the frist half we were class, we needed the points considering the run of games we have coming up.

We know we are not a top ten team anymore and have to battle and strive for points BUT bringing an overweight darren bent on PLEASE, dirty dirty hull city aswell .. Jack Grealish ( the young lads with the low socks) for you lot that know nothing about football, was on the pitch for about 15 minutes and got absolutely hacked to death three yellow cards for challenges on the same player .. jelavic should of been a straight red two footed scissor challenge .. proper leg breaker .. what did Grealish do ? he ran around with a smile.