You want more,
I say no thanks,
Yer last post was lacking,
No poem....may as well be blank!
So make an effort,
Write a poem,
Or I'll have to slap yer listeners,
When I find yer home :o

5 poops in 1 hour
My bum is soooo sore
Please make it stop
Cause I can't take any more

A week to go,
For this old fool,
More time for MY kids,
Not those in school

Well hello guys
Thought I would join in
Do you think it's too early
For a vodka or gin? lol

It's never too early,
Or even too late,
Just so long as there's enough......to inebriate!

Some teams this,
Some teams that,
Seems it's necessary,
To act like a prat,
Take your medicine,
I hope there's a cure,
Be appreciative of others,
And stop talking manure!!!

Agreed Gaz

A lot do talk poop
I'll give you that.
Time to talk properly
With no more cow pat!!!

some clan thread pages "wow"what a eye sore
pages an pages its becoming a bore
no wonder this site is goin down the nick
as certain players are still bein a d**k
its tactical this swap and sub to try to please
then it kicks off again,haha oh jeez
its supposed to be fun as its only a game
not whos got the biggest ego and rise to fame
lets all try to play and enjoy this site
not bully talk down to and begin to talk shyte
let captains get on and do what they do
same as all including me and you
lets finish the season on a high
otherwise players will say bye bye
cmon guys this site used to be cool
lets bring back the good old days of funkypool

Pretty good Karl, nice one matey.

Half way through
Nearly there
Wednesday's here
Thursday's there

Fill your weekend
With lots of fun
Dine out Friday
And drink a ton

Saturday's the day
To be wild and free
Buzzin around town
Like a drunken ol' bee

Sunday wind down
Be mellow and chill
Took into your roast
Doze off if you will

Monday....DIE!!!!

Changing clans again?
You need to learn not to bounce
Because ash will come looking for you
And he's about to trounce

Good clans come and go
But legendary ones last
And although the captains change
You'll not forget the past

As you can see
I'm not that good at this
I need cheering up
Someone give me a kiss

Here's a big slobbery one,
For you, right on yer lips,
It's all about the fun ya see,
Here endeth the lesson from hippes.

A lesson from the wise old one
A kiss on the lips as well
How lucky must you feel chezz
Only time will tell

I will agree on one thing
Funky is on the decline
It will soon be time to close the doors
And in our chairs recline

You're a good kisser
It was one I adored
I got a little head rush
Safe to say I was floored

mad_matt, you're just jealous
You know that is true
But now I feel bad
So here's one for you

My chair doesn't recline
Just gives me a bad back
Someone write a new poem
To pick up this slack

Thank you for your kiss
You are rather sweet
To help that aching back
I would purchase a new seat

The thing that you should think of
And I dont want to sound too brash
Is I havent had a shave yet
So you may get a little rash

I will nip back on here on Sunday
So please dont be too glum
When I shave off all my whiskers
And be smooth as a babys bum

This will stop that nasty rash
And stop all irritation
And leave a nice smooth landing pad
For your lips final destination

*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
The last one was superb

What's with all this kissing
You're sharing about?
You boys like your smooches
Let's see your best pout

I'm not a duck face guy
So I'm not showing you mine
Unless you want to see something else
Then I that'll be fine

Muppets so apparent,
Same Eejits crossing the line,
It can't be so surprising,
That this site is in de-klien