anoneemouse:

Sarah's a dear friend of mine
and i just have t say,
She makes the day much brighter,
When she passes by my way.

Ur such a busy lady
But still u come on by
Just to make us all smile
Its true i tell no lie!

Thank u girl for all u've done
To help me just get through
The tough time i've had of late,
I'm still here because of u.

Thankyou so much carrie ,
you've had such a tough year ,
keep smiley , we are here for you
wooo hooo thats what we do

i have a few that make me smile
theres one or two that take a while
im hiding in the members bar
fed up with the non chat room

but some time a friend comes find me
these are the friends i hold dear to me
im in the bar coz im done getting chat going
but i know if anyone made the effort chat would be rollin

when that day comes i might return
coz i miss the banter and the fun
never know might be today
but if u need me im in the bar anyway

are you very skinny?
or are you very plump?
either way it is possible,
to stink the house out with a dump,
some folk can do magic ones,
others run out of roll,
I hope that you're careful......ya don't fall into the bowl!!

What happened to all the poets?
Have they got the needle, with this thread?
Three weeks and just one single post,
Without myself, it'd be officially dead!
Paula's left us n gone AWOL,
Has Tom's bonfire gone out and died?
Come on all you funkypoolers,
Have a go and say you tried

I hate life
Life hates me
Going to die
On my knee

im sitting here thinking hippes is right
il sit in chat n hope tonights the night
one day that one will come
n chatroom will be on the run

as for this thread it gives me much plessure
thoughts out my head n on to the lesure
i like a beer n every knows
so after 4pm come say hi n il send u a tost

You made me laugh, you made me smile,
But only for a little while,
Days went Past one by one,
I looked around and u were gone.
So go away and have some craic,
To be sure sir i wont be back.

friends are like the seasons, winter, spring and fall,
Some help u through the good and bad they're with u for it all,
Others for just one season, then they have to go,
They fade away the same as when the sun melts all the snow,
But life goes on and new friends come, but old friends still are there,
It makes you look and realize, just who really cares.

So all of you on funkypool, to you i will just say,
This site is just for passers by we'll all be on our way,
maybe one or two will meet one day, and find they get on well,
And thank this world of funkypool and say this site swell!

A mind is a terrible thing to waste,
I might agree but mines been misplaced,
I lost it some day that I spent wasted,
It's pickling somewhere, sambuca basted,
If you find it on your travels please send it back,
It's easy to spot, it's sambuca black,

It's so much easier on a computer,
I wish my arms played with my eyes,
The tables are all so fast to play,
It's really hard to beat some of these guys,
But I guess I'll keep on plugging,
Pot as many balls as I can,
Do the best for the wee country that I love,
Coz I'm proud to be a Norn Iron man.

Good luck in all the games u play
I hope u win them all!
but win or lose u'll have really tried
so u can stand up tall.

Its been a while since ive posted here
I truly know thats not sincere
I can only try to do my best
To post along with the rest

Id like to thank you all so much
For giving this thread a lil touch
Keeping it going while im away
Its my fave as i always say

Some great poets adorn this thread
Creating poems inside their head
Continue to do so as long as you can
Its a thread that can never be classed as spam

atropine please stay awake
Get yourself a huge slice of cake!
We thought you'd gone for goodness sake
But no, not you, you never miss a break

nostromo was preparing your wake
So upset, nearly jumped in the lake
Genuine sadness, none of it fake
Then abracadabra! An appearance you make!

Keep em coming Angette

A random poem about F all
To save me talking to me wall
Whats the next line i dont know
But ill just go with the flow
I'll just post each word that comes to mind
It could be about something cruel or kind
A load of jibberish that makes no sense
Leaves me sitting on the fence
A bit like Simon on BGT
Can be indecisive a bit like me
Notice that im just rambling along
Tiff i burst into a song
Shall i keep posting from my head
Or should i just go to bed?
Ok ok i give in i'll stop
And into my bed i shall hope
Wait a min am already there
Oh what the heck do you care
Your reading this thinking oh please stop
Turn it in JSG you being a Knob!

fran_ the man
With a massive plan
When he's not here
It's usually a ban

But not this time
He's done no crime
I wish him well
With my little rhyme

xxx

Complain and slabber,
Nothing better to do,
Majority here not,
Sad and twisted like you.

'Glum'

Might write again when more in the know
With what hand life's dealt my dearest mum
Till then it's very tricky to get in a flow
With uncertainty around making me feel all glum

The 27th is nearing, time to find out
With much hope and being strong for the rest
Is is all speculation or is it time for the bout
Where we all pull together and fight our hardest test.

So here's to life and whatever will be
We'll remain steadfast and will stand tall
Preparing for the worst, but hoping for the best
For nothing can break us and we certainly will not FALL

Well I thought it weren't a bad attempt at a poem.