Take it coz ya gotta,
The game is not alone,
It's all about the banter,
Don't wanna hear ya moan!

Some great poems
I love them all
Be them long
Or be them small





Did you go into ya kitchen
Did you pour yaself a drink
Did you fire up ur lappy
And click upon the link
Did it bring you right to funky
Then onto general thread
Or did you notice a message
And then read that instead
And are you now on poems
Reading this here rhyme
Do you know its meant for you
Talking about old times
Times when we would argue
Youd smoke fag after fag
Id be fuming tapping my keys
And ur face id want to rag!
Are you onto it being you
Did it take you a while
You do and im sure this has
On your face put on a smile

It rolled off the tongue,
Also gave me a chuckle,
It was all very clean
Not even close to the knuckle,
A smile was enough,
They're priceless some days,
She's always been lovely,
No crap, only praise.

Many here are friendly,
For these members I have time,
They make the experience enjoyable,
We all appreciate a happy rhyme,
It's a shame about some others,
Don't even play a shot!
Only here to antagonise,
And stir their sick filled pot.

Banter is a treasured thing, something we all like to sing, but that sexual connotation thing, it's something you all too often bring

Last time i checked it's a family site, if you want to be lurid then best to take flight

Contact us.....

Contact them.....

Contact you.....

I'm back again.....

I made a sub
I was told no
I was a bit angry
Told them where to go

I could not get on at all
it looked like to 2 week
A long time without one
Yes, the future looked bleak

Was happened is clear
I reformatted my lappy
But now it's all sorted
I'm very very happy

So my game can be played
No more drama at all
Well for now it is
But it's the government call

A twisted sense of righteousness,
A sick mind from the gutter,
Your medical needs and state of mind,
Prove yer an absolute nutter.

LOL - like that one Gaz

He thinks he's so smart
That guy Hippesville
That oh so witty guy
He has the comments to kill

But it can get him in trouble
The comeuppance had come
He was in the prison showers
And was...

A statement of assumption,
Academic or 2 short planks?
When you've finally worked it out,
Let me know and I'll say thanks!

It's that time right here
When funky 'banter' seems the rage
When otherwise normal people
Try to come off as some worldly sage

Some are nice, when I play them here
Anywhere on the forums
But, once they start with the childish rants
I really feel sorry for them

Of course, their views are always right
How could it be any other way
And you too could be right like them
If you just listen to what they say.

Some people take it all quite seriously,
And engage in rather spirited exchange.
As if convincing all their Facebook friends
Will bring about a world of change

But the more I hear all this funky pettiness
The more it makes me think.
That the only party I want to join
Is one where I can get a drink

Splendid Sir

I had to really think about that one lol

Thanls

It took a while to get on tonight
Java was being a sod!
I got there in the end tho...
With help from a Godly mod ;)

I'm now sat here wondering
Should I have give it a miss?
There's no one online but moaners
I've waited all night for this??

I hear you Angette its just not right
To bring negativity to this site
Am telling you know, im having a word
Pack it in cos it's just absurd
Ive been on here for many years
Ive had a laugh an shed sone tears
It was all in fun we acted the fool
Yet it seems these days some are blatently cruel
Having said that we welcome all here
But cone on guys try and be sincere
For its merely just a gaming site
Lets try an keep it airey and light

Eleven whole days nothing posted here
Just goes to show who is sincere

Very well played

My 8 year old Nephew wrote this last week. I didn't want to ruin it by telling him there wasn't a house made of clay, lol.

I wish I was the big bad wolf
I'd huff and puff all day
I'd eat the stupid piggy
who's house was made of clay

Good one shad

I saw yer name for posting,
On this Our Wee Poem Thread,
So pleased it didn't involve your bowel movements,
Something very funny instead