Well, well, well, what can I say,
This is what happens when I'm gone for more than a day,
A whole page of poems, what a a treat,
Give me 5 mins, I'll grab a bite to eat,
Read through all the poems, with a big grin,
If this was later on, I might have had a gin

That was certainly an interesting read,
Laughed so much I almost peed!
I wish I had got involved in your crazy night,
Next time let me join in on your crazy sh***!

Haha!

Twasnt my fault Chaps it was defo him
Had you been here you'd of needed that gin!
He makes you laugh but can make you mad
So cos you werent here just be glad
Having said that it might if been fun
To have someones input in banter an pun
But would it of been you two against me?
Would you's of left me wanting to flee?
Maybe one night we should give it a go whirl
A page of poems, from Chaps Pit and some girl!

Which side to take, on the fence I will sit,
No offense to you, and none to pit,
But 3 way banter, and chuck in some wit,
So much chat, we wont be desperate!

A whole of night of poems, sounds good to me,
Me, you and pit, this will be the place to be,
Others will join in, write a verse or two,
But I highly doubt anyone will pick on you

Yay Chappy thats what i like to hear
I like that fact youve made itt clear
That none of you will pick on me
And more posters with join us three!

In 3 days time we go to the polls,
To make a decision on our nations goals,
A once in a lifetime opportunity,
To choose independence or unity,
Salmond promises a land of milk and honey,
But can't even tell us about our money,
A massive risk and a leap into the dark,
Economic warnings have been quite stark,
Banks say they will leave and go down south,
It could also cost more to put food in our mouth,
I know the decision that I will make,
For my future generations' sake,
I'll vote with my head, not with my heart,
And refuse to tear our nations apart,
So say it loud, from this land of heather,
That we truly are BETTER TOGETHER!

Firsty, welcome to the poem thread,
Secondly, I love the poem I have just read,
I am sure you will have lots of fun,
Writing yours, and reading what others have done.

Biffy that makes total sense
That Salmond is a total nuisance
Tearing us apart for no reason at all
Seems a little stupid so lets stand tall
Tell him NO we will not say yes
This is surely gona put unity to the test
Im British and proud
Not just English ill say it loud
We form part of the United Kingdom
Vote NO, use your wisdom.

if apple pies were half as nice
then every night id take one home
but there rubbish
so im happy eating cheery scones

Good poems guys!





Ive just laughed my head iff at this one though

If you like that one, you should check the weird ones on the unbeatables thread last night! i blame Joe!

Oh Chappy there used to be a girl on here Gill aka im cheeky (RIP in real life) and her poems were hysterically mad! Id laff so much, they never even rhymed but i loved them. When im in the mood, ill go back and find some and post them here.

i wrote great poem a long time ago but cant fiond it

Keep looking then

I havent been on this forum very long ,
and its hardly like me to break into a song.
Can anyone remember a player called the_lakes,
I ant seen him for ages but theres plenty of snakes,
One of our players had to go walkies,
Cos theres too many on here that like telling porkies.

Edited at 14:19 Sun 24/02/13 (GMT)

The pheonix
Once was a team called pheonix storm
One er there players spoke nowt but barm
They had a great player they called him baumers
eri nicked him and gave him some uprising trousers

We shalt noy quit i heard one cry
i dint say owt im not one to pry
but alas it was too late
eri went and nicked dv8

one said he had pheonix running through his veins
what a shame it dunt run through his brains
weve seen many mouths come and go,
they say there biz but its all a show

now the pheonix lays and cries
especially when the ups team sheet crosses his eyes
they say of a return maybe tomorrow
perhaps a more suitable name a crow or a sparrow

Lmao....Joe your poems are great!

Wooo keep them coming!


Ive just gone back SEVEN yrs ago and found this one what Gill posted:



well paula
looks over her shoulder
guess what
choppy been shoppy
brought a new game
and guess what the name
gives you a wink
yep it was tiddly winks



lmao


Hahahaha awwwww Rip Gill x

Finally a poem with me included.

'Upbringing'

Such a predictable poem from the likes of you Joe
So lame, pathetic and just looking for some aggro
Won't lower myself down to your level
All you do is try to cause unnecessary hassle

Phoenix Storm taking a well earned rest
Players dispersed around giving them all a new test
When time's right all players will return
So say what you like, just watch and you'll learn

Upbringing, need get their own way
Before they ball their eyes out and soil their nappy
So enjoy if whilst we have a break
For one day you'll grow up please
For Heaven's SAKE!