Gaz don't be troubled by what people say
they try to belittle others, that's just their way
stay true to yourself, that's what we love
remember saying less is rising above
don't listen to the idiots not one little bit
keep being yourself and keeperlit.

Gaz, you're the most sound guy on here,
But I've never seen you in such bad cheer,
What's the matter my good man,
This doom and gloom, I'm not a fan,
Your poems and rhymes make me grin,
A smile from ear to ear and pointy chin.
So please cheer up hippy dude,
and snap outta this unhappy mood,
We want the old Gaz back,
Now put a smile on and go blitz another rack!

Funkypool is a game that we all love at times,
Everyone enjoys reading funkypools rhymes,
One of the best is a guy called hippes,
The lyrics just seem to flow from his lips,
He is al-right on the green baize aswell,
He has been here long enough he has many stories to tell,
Sometimes things get to him and he acts like a t!t,
One thing is for sure though,
He always keepserlit!

Policing on this site is rubbish,
One rule for one and another for the other,
What a load of pish!

Is that supposed to rhyme?

It does?

Running the rack and golden breaks,
from thegame26 and krazyash_07,
its incentive for everyone else on here,
coz obviously anyone can win..........if they have a bash!!!

Up in 5 hours, I cannot sleep,
Insomnia's here, my eyes will weep,
What's on my mind, blocking my rest,
Tomorrow is big, got a huge test.

It's far too quiet, I don't know why,
I type some more, let out a sigh,
There must be people, just don't know where,
Come back yous lot, threads looking bare!

Gawd please stop your whining,
Are you Paula in disguise?
We're all taking a wee break,
Yet have to listen to your cries!
Keep on posting,
Do yer own thing,
Make us laugh and chuckle too,
If you don't,
I'll come and find ya,
Then yer butt will feel my shoe!!!!!

Oh! Chappy are you me in disguise?
Lets find out....do you have blue eyes?

Is your hair blonde? Is it long?
Do you sometimes burst into song?

Are you tiny? Are your feet a size three?
We need to find out if your really me?

Do you love to jog everyday?
Do you have a sit up rule you must obey?

Are ice cubes special to you?
Are you crap with a snooker/pool cue?

Is the letter S your favourite letter?
Are your drinking habits getting better?

Cream eggs? Do you have i thing for those?
Do you have little twinkle toes?

Do you regularly go to the gym?
But can never be bothered for an after train swim!

Do you just love the hot sunshine?
And are partial to the odd glass of wine?

Answer yes to all above and we'll see
If in fact dear Chappy you are really me!






Oh, great poems btw you lot

I also have a sit up rule,
Its while at the table in case I drool,
For I sometimes struggle with my knife,
I try and try but that's just life.

Blue eyes I have, blonde hair I do not,
I like to sing, I do it a lot,
Annoy my mates, But I don't care,
Cos I love to song, do it anywhere!

I'm not very tall, but neither am I short,
I am quite average, so I was taught,
My feet are size 10, bigger than a 3,
But we are all unique, even you and me.

I do like to jog, but I prefer to run,
But I no longer can, it hampers my fun,
For when I was young, healthy and fit,
I fell down hard, looked like a 'boob'
Ruined my ankles, no more football,
But life goes on, giving it my all.

I prefer crunches, or even the plank,
Stopping my belly, looking really rank.
I like ice cubes, to keep cider cool,
thinking about it, is making me drool

I love playing pool, but not very great,
Only 3 trophies, for more I'll to wait,
Taking a year out, to focus on my career,
Hope the team do great, with me, the biggest pain in the rear.

I do like the letter S, my sisters name starts with it,
She really loves her name, her name is Suzette.
I don't drink a lot now, as proof to my mate,
We are doing Stoptober, before it's too late.
4 weeks of sober, sounds good me,
Enjoy a coke, without the need to pee

I despise cream eggs, for I eat nothing sweet,
No cakes, no puddings, not even as a treat,
I like to bask, under the sunshine,
Enjoying the rays, with a glass of wine

It appears I am not you, but this is no shock,
As you're a lady, and I have a

I have just proper burst out laughing at that poem Chappy one of the best ive read in ages! I think we have the same sense of humour. Awesome

Squeezy!!! Where have ya been me old mate?


Keep the poems coming guys

I remember when we'd run out of posts
Only allowed fifty per day
Tho these days its more
Sometimes its a bore
Id rather have it like back the old way!




(No offence or harm meant to anyone)

Quiet tonight are the threads, are you all asleep in ya beds?
No one posting on fun and games, an i am frankly going insane!
So here i sit and my mind races, thinking of poems, pulling faces
Jotting down just any old word, this is just so stupidly absurd
But i need to occupy me head until i hit my comfy bed
Arghhhh im just rambling one, maybe i should just jog on!

Ow bab!

Mr Cranky now your here
Do a poem an be sincere
Dont go having a little dig
Cos it doesnt make you look big

Why you starting you know im big
And i know your a small blonde pig

Thats all your getting

Thats all am getting? who said i want more?
Dont start fathead cos i'll kick down ya door





An that all your getting! ! ! !