Actually ill add, a memory to you
Its making me chuckle in bed as ya do
Remember the carrot (yea, the baby type)
Its making me laugh (and you into a hype)

Oooh i like mad Paula

Where u gonna kick me?! *crazy excited maniac smiley face*

Knob!

I remember lots of things about you
Want me to share them here too?
Why do you like to make me mad?
To give you a thrill...pft thats sad!
Grinding my gears making me fume
Pack it in you flippin loon!

You know you love it as much as me
Smashing your ipad keyboard angrily
Your blood pressure rising higher than before
Everytime i call you a mong or a wh***
You know you love the feeling of hate
Releasing from your body to your enemy or mate
It feels good at the end when the build up explodes
To be able to unleash whats inside when it blows
Whats even better is that after the threat,
The beating, the insults, the horrific texts
Is to be able to say at the end of it all
Your forgiven, my friend, you dozey mare Pau

Im forgiven? What did i do?
I got snidey vibes from you!
So dont you dare give me the blame
Be a man and dont be lame!
These days you dont make me so mad
Only cos to my child ur her dad!
I know you know what buttons to press
And you know what makes me stress
But darling i'll take it to the hilt
Cos your on the sofa, i'll pass you the quilt!!

Oh your too slow
Ive got to go
In a mo just so you know!

Jesus christ! not this again
You know that sofa will cause me pain
My back will break while your snug in bed
And i guess i can forget all week to be fed?
Well no! Im not having it, your messing with fire
I wont go to sainsburys, AND if you think im a liar
Ill cut off your phone so you cant order out
No phone calls to Pizza Hut or a chinese shout
No justeat.com or Mcdonalds for you
Cos if ill have to starve then YOU ARE TOO!


(See what happens when you dont let me on bed)

Night night twinkle

Lmao!

I dont need as much food as you
You just gorge like your eating for two
I'll have a nibble maybe some fruit
Hey at least you'll fit back into ur suit!
Do what you want, no bed with me
Im off to starfish...nighty nighty !!

1, 2, 3, FOUR FIVE
Once i caught a Pit alive
6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Then he plonked himself on gen
Why couldnt he let go?
Cos he luvved justsumgirl so



BOOOM!!!!

Which JSG did he lurvve?
This little J girl in his hand

Lmao

He's having a ciggy by the back door
Bet he's on here half an hour more
He just cant help it its not his fault
In fact he blames all us lot!
We're all wrong and he is right
We'll say black and he'll say white
What can i say me darling crank
Apart from stop smoking cos its rank

I know its rank it stinks like sh*t
Tho i bet you couldnt resist my lips
Fag breath or not, youde wanna taste
And slobber all over my gorgeous face

Been there done that, twas okay
But one thing i need to say
Handsome as you look in ur good clobber
You know i dont ever slobber!!!

Edited at 01:37 Sat 13/09/14 (BST)

IT WAS OK?

OMG you camt say that PMSL @ you ....remove it before it gets removed! hurry up!


I was only messing it was more than ok
In fact it got better day by day
An still after all these years
You still make my eyes well with tears!!



( when ya tryna strangle me hahahahaha)

Fs

I'm sorry!

Im done with poems...*fans self*