have another go ash, five hours and its rubbish, mine took ten mins and blinds it

A war on words, lets keep it clean,
A bit of banter, nothing mean,
We all love it, something to read,
Laughing so much, I almost peed

My name is matty and I dont care
Whoever is reading this, stick ya lighter in the air
Players come and go, that's the clan game
On the forums you can't name and shame
The problem is the site is crazy
Clan captains getting very lazy
I'm one to talk, im the same
But we still all love this god forsaken game

Hello just thought id post here and take a chance to say g'day to my mates hippes and ang , i know this is short and sweet but iv snuck on for a minute I hope someone dont peep . Was gunna log in and play a few , from the looks of things they play like poo . Lovve ya guts you lot xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcxxxxxxxxxxxxxxhxxxxxxxxxxxxxaxxxxxxxxxxxxoxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxs

there's no shortage of numpties,
on funky it's true,
I may well be one of them,
I'll leave that decision up to you,
some mess and go for banter,
for a laugh and some craic,
the others aren't even worth mentioning,
unfortunately many I'd love to twack!!

Back to it, from a crazy weekend,
Better put a shift in, so my bank balance will mend,
Can't believe how fast time is flying by,
Soon it'll be Christmas, and I'll let let out a sigh.

is there owt worse
than when tha cannot sleep
worrying about whats in purse
or a promise u cant keep

it never gets better
your head gets wetter
you start to itch
lifes a b----

you rack your brain
looking for soloutions
its all a game
you want a break, not a revoloution

you try to run
but then that bear comes to visit
he starts his fun
your crucified to bed, nailed down with pot rivets

once that bears been
youve got no chance
he'll make u scream
without a backward glance

yo try to run
but your legs wont have it
you try to fight
but your a one armed bandit

you wake up downstairs sweaty and red
were it all a dream
oh no that bears in my bed
all i can do is scream

i have no idea what you are on about derik but i love it

Matty I hear ya,
Am sure we could learn,
Just not sure that I'd want to,
For Joe's giving cause for concern!
I fear for his well being,
Too much time on the drinky,
A fascination with wild animals,
Sorry man.......not that Kinky!!!!

have u never been visited by that bear in ur sleep matty

Joe you were right about that phoenix storm
They died in a blaze of glory, i guess thats the norm
Now another clan is under the same control
I guess he likes folding he could be on a roll
Ruining clans seems like the game
If i wana get muted i should say his name
But im not that stupid im gona play it cool
Because i have seen it all on this funkypool
Ive seen clans come and go under terrible rule
Captains dictating acting like a general tool
Why do they do it ? i just do not know
Maybe we will find out , let's wait for tomorrow
For now im going to sleep, so im gone
I hope you enjoy the read my mate derik_dalton

lol nice 1 mate, wheres the like, sorry just seen it mate hence no reply button

As I gaze,
I start a rave,
That's in my head,
Cos here it's dead.
I should do work,
Instead of twerk,
Workmates look,
Don't give a duck

I look around
nobody wants to play
I fall back on my bed
I begin to lay
The computer beeps
Its an invite you see
Somebody finally wants to play with meeeeeee

I play pool, and snooker,
Some call me a fluker,
Sometimes I cant pot,
But I do flukealot,
Theres one rule for me,
And I hope you'll agree,
When your in doubt,
Just give em a clowt,
Everyone look, come watch me fluke,
I'd rather play this, than reading a book!!!

it's really a shame,
the beep was too late,
had to palm that match off,
even tho a good mate,
as matty sat on his bed,
the egg made it's way,
and with it not being Easter......can't be chocolate I say!!

she breezes in,
makes me tremble and quake,
I say hallo......n she says FFS!
this love that I'm feeling,
should I maybe be referred??!
coz my love is for the one......and only poolbiird

Lmao!

Of course I love hippesville too
My insults are just a front
I mean them in the nicest way possible
Even when I call him a c.........

it's the way that we play it,
even tho she's made me itch,
she's marked me in many ways,
one crazy mutha of a b........

Reported! Reported!
I'm not having this
These slanderous comments
And where's the kiss?