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04:34 Fri 13 Jun 14 (BST) [Link]
LMAO My first death wish poem .
I have a feeling you've missed your meds and your sat in a corner cuddling your teds ?
The men in white coats will soon be here so Tony and I dont have to live in fear .
Theres nothing wrong with a padded cell , the Dr's there will make you well .
Tony and Donna
Sitting in a tree
Instead of kissing
They are spitting on me
I'm only lickkle
So they made me cry
There's no option left
So they both must die!
I'll get an aids victim
To pee on their bread
Or i'll pay Peter Sutcliffe
To cut of their heads
Ask Hannibal lecture
To stir fry their brain
Or pull out their liver
And leave them writhing in pain
This needn't of happened
If they just let me be
They could have went back to kissing
Sat up high in the tree.
I wuv you guys really ;)
Sitting in a tree
Instead of kissing
They are spitting on me
I'm only lickkle
So they made me cry
There's no option left
So they both must die!
I'll get an aids victim
To pee on their bread
Or i'll pay Peter Sutcliffe
To cut of their heads
Ask Hannibal lecture
To stir fry their brain
Or pull out their liver
And leave them writhing in pain
This needn't of happened
If they just let me be
They could have went back to kissing
Sat up high in the tree.
I wuv you guys really ;)
LMAO My first death wish poem .
I have a feeling you've missed your meds and your sat in a corner cuddling your teds ?
The men in white coats will soon be here so Tony and I dont have to live in fear .
Theres nothing wrong with a padded cell , the Dr's there will make you well .
14:03 Fri 13 Jun 14 (BST) [Link]
I know how you feel, so hard to stop,
When all your mates smoke, and on a night out,
An E-cig is good, but we all know its a prop,
You get a bit a angry and get dragged from a bout.
I now mainly smoke, when I'm having a drink,
Crack open a pakcet, make it last 2 weeks,
But smoking is bad, and it really makes you think,
I have tried and failed, my brain must be weak.
But just like everything, from shopping to food,
It's all in moderation, its so simple to see,
Sparking open a tin, lighten the mood,
Light a fag and smoke it while you peeeeeeee!
Well the weekend is here
So I guess I will see
Just how hard it is
After a drink or three
I'm only three days in
So I shouldn't really I have a drink
But if I can get through tonight
I may have cracked it I think
I'm trying to stop smoking
I didn't realise it would be this hard
So I got me self an Eciggy
I even take it in the back yard
I've walked for miles and miles
Around my living room
Me lungs are really twitchy
I can still smell the fumes
This fake cig isn't too bad
But is nothing like a real one
I keep thinking "I'll just have one"
But I know I'll carry on
I didn't realise it would be this hard
So I got me self an Eciggy
I even take it in the back yard
I've walked for miles and miles
Around my living room
Me lungs are really twitchy
I can still smell the fumes
This fake cig isn't too bad
But is nothing like a real one
I keep thinking "I'll just have one"
But I know I'll carry on
I know how you feel, so hard to stop,
When all your mates smoke, and on a night out,
An E-cig is good, but we all know its a prop,
You get a bit a angry and get dragged from a bout.
I now mainly smoke, when I'm having a drink,
Crack open a pakcet, make it last 2 weeks,
But smoking is bad, and it really makes you think,
I have tried and failed, my brain must be weak.
But just like everything, from shopping to food,
It's all in moderation, its so simple to see,
Sparking open a tin, lighten the mood,
Light a fag and smoke it while you peeeeeeee!
Well the weekend is here
So I guess I will see
Just how hard it is
After a drink or three
I'm only three days in
So I shouldn't really I have a drink
But if I can get through tonight
I may have cracked it I think
04:00 Sun 15 Jun 14 (BST) [Link]
funky's quiet...they're all watchin the box,
cryin in their beer seein their country flop,
the Italians did the business,
what will happen next?
Uruguay and the costa Ricans....will probably leave ya's all distressed!!!
cryin in their beer seein their country flop,
the Italians did the business,
what will happen next?
Uruguay and the costa Ricans....will probably leave ya's all distressed!!!
19:36 Sun 15 Jun 14 (BST) [Link]
Yet again great poems ive read
You guys never let me down,
I come here for a while
I always leave with a smile
Aint no room in my life for a frown!
Keep them coming everyone, nice to see lots more ppl posting
You guys never let me down,
I come here for a while
I always leave with a smile
Aint no room in my life for a frown!
Keep them coming everyone, nice to see lots more ppl posting
02:54 Tue 17 Jun 14 (BST) [Link]
crap day,
had enough,
all sorts of problems,
with all sorts of stuff,
head is bangin,
too much stress,
wtf can ya do,
but try yer best
had enough,
all sorts of problems,
with all sorts of stuff,
head is bangin,
too much stress,
wtf can ya do,
but try yer best
14:43 Tue 17 Jun 14 (BST) [Link]
Hippy you know all you have to do
Should you need a shoulder or two
Rant and rave and let it all out
I promise i wont judge or shout
Im sure weve all had times the same
When everything is just a pain
Im also sure weve shared our probs
With Rita, Sue ana a few Bobs!
So once again dont keep it in (STS)
Tell a friend your thoughts from within
Via a message maybe a short letter
Can rest assured you will feel better
Should you need a shoulder or two
Rant and rave and let it all out
I promise i wont judge or shout
Im sure weve all had times the same
When everything is just a pain
Im also sure weve shared our probs
With Rita, Sue ana a few Bobs!
So once again dont keep it in (STS)
Tell a friend your thoughts from within
Via a message maybe a short letter
Can rest assured you will feel better
02:18 Wed 18 Jun 14 (BST) [Link]
ang is makin the effort,
am proud I should do the same,
a difficult task,
a lot to ask,
she's definitely one hell of a dame!
she's now not smellin like an ashtray,
am sure she'll be coughin up flem!!
it'll do her more good,
a healthier dude,
to me a funkypool gem.
am proud I should do the same,
a difficult task,
a lot to ask,
she's definitely one hell of a dame!
she's now not smellin like an ashtray,
am sure she'll be coughin up flem!!
it'll do her more good,
a healthier dude,
to me a funkypool gem.
02:52 Wed 18 Jun 14 (BST) [Link]
I'm not coughing me guts up yet
Infact me chest feels great
I'm only seven days in tho
No doubt for that I'll have to wait
I bet you thought
"Ahh she's gone to bed
And hasn't done the poem
Just like I said"
Well HA I kept me word
Although it's a big struggle
I'm posting this from me pit
Cos I've only a pillow to cuddle
ang is makin the effort,
am proud I should do the same,
a difficult task,
a lot to ask,
she's definitely one hell of a dame!
she's now not smellin like an ashtray,
am sure she'll be coughin up flem!!
it'll do her more good,
a healthier dude,
to me a funkypool gem.
am proud I should do the same,
a difficult task,
a lot to ask,
she's definitely one hell of a dame!
she's now not smellin like an ashtray,
am sure she'll be coughin up flem!!
it'll do her more good,
a healthier dude,
to me a funkypool gem.
I'm not coughing me guts up yet
Infact me chest feels great
I'm only seven days in tho
No doubt for that I'll have to wait
I bet you thought
"Ahh she's gone to bed
And hasn't done the poem
Just like I said"
Well HA I kept me word
Although it's a big struggle
I'm posting this from me pit
Cos I've only a pillow to cuddle
17:43 Thu 19 Jun 14 (BST) [Link]
Its ever so quiet on general chat thread
Nobody wants to talk
So me being a dame
I act so so lame
And talk to meself like a dork!
Nobody wants to talk
So me being a dame
I act so so lame
And talk to meself like a dork!
22:15 Fri 20 Jun 14 (BST) [Link]
I used to look forward to a Friday night
Letting me hair down at the end of the week
Now I stay in and save me self for tomorrow
The night is so very bleak!
It's only just gone seven
And already I'm bored stiff
I'm looking to see who's online
No one!! I wanna jump off a cliff
Letting me hair down at the end of the week
Now I stay in and save me self for tomorrow
The night is so very bleak!
It's only just gone seven
And already I'm bored stiff
I'm looking to see who's online
No one!! I wanna jump off a cliff
01:13 Sat 21 Jun 14 (BST) [Link]
I've had a complaint about me poems
Apparently they are always "dark"
From brutally murdering a bumble bee
To burying me kids in a sand park
This ones gonna be lighter
About butterflies and pretty things
Just to keep _egotistical happy
While he's sat in his fairy wings
Apparently they are always "dark"
From brutally murdering a bumble bee
To burying me kids in a sand park
This ones gonna be lighter
About butterflies and pretty things
Just to keep _egotistical happy
While he's sat in his fairy wings
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12:57 Sun 22 Jun 14 (BST) [Link]
What a glorious Sunday morning
With the sun out shining bright
I hope he keeps his hat on
And plays out till tonight
For i am about to join him
My bodys longing for a tan
A nice fresh orange an me ipod
And sit with him as long as i can
I want to be all golden
From head down to me feet
A perfect shade of glistening brown
Not bright orange like pitull_pete
With the sun out shining bright
I hope he keeps his hat on
And plays out till tonight
For i am about to join him
My bodys longing for a tan
A nice fresh orange an me ipod
And sit with him as long as i can
I want to be all golden
From head down to me feet
A perfect shade of glistening brown
Not bright orange like pitull_pete
11:52 Mon 23 Jun 14 (BST) [Link]
23:48 Mon 23 Jun 14 (BST) [Link]
Follow all the forum rules
Ya poem it wont get removed
Share the pun
While having fun
Then surely it'll all be approved!
Ya poem it wont get removed
Share the pun
While having fun
Then surely it'll all be approved!
03:37 Fri 27 Jun 14 (BST) [Link]
I joined this game of killer
But I really need me bed
I didn't mean to click play
I just want to be dead
franer_ just died
He's normally the one to kill me
Its sometimes even jimmyd_86
Or a drunken mattywellie
If miss_pots was playing
I'd be gone in minutes I'm sure
Oh there we go I'm dead
I'm off to bed I cant take anymore
Good night xxx
But I really need me bed
I didn't mean to click play
I just want to be dead
franer_ just died
He's normally the one to kill me
Its sometimes even jimmyd_86
Or a drunken mattywellie
If miss_pots was playing
I'd be gone in minutes I'm sure
Oh there we go I'm dead
I'm off to bed I cant take anymore
Good night xxx
02:29 Sat 28 Jun 14 (BST) [Link]
Where's all the poets
I'm the only one here
I bet your all out
Drinking lots of beer
I'm staying in
Playing killer again
If they don't hurry up
I'll be going insane
lfc12's going for a cig
cheeseburger's wearing a wig
I'm having another swig
While I wait doing a jig
I'm the only one here
I bet your all out
Drinking lots of beer
I'm staying in
Playing killer again
If they don't hurry up
I'll be going insane
lfc12's going for a cig
cheeseburger's wearing a wig
I'm having another swig
While I wait doing a jig
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