I've let off steam when in here,
Let my feelings known to all,
But I can't bring myself to say now,
As I crash and burn and fall.

Solutions hard to come by,
My eyes can't see any light,
A heart in need of mending,
For you I'd always fight.

I cant think of a new title so lets do one about.......

The Person Above

I've known hippesville a long time now
He's one of Funky's sweethearts
Never has a bad word for anyone
And stays away when the arguments start

He's a little bit wacky and I'm sure he'll agree
But its why we love him alot
He's not too bad on the table either
Infact his skillz are quite hot

No one tell him I said these things
we don't want him getting a big head
As if he wont see it though
He's never off this thread

Well as much as I'd like to go on and on
I'm gonna bring this to an end
I cant leave without saying
"Keep er lit" my friend

well as this is for the player above
really should not be typing love
but Angela is the poolbiird queen
the most amazing lady there has been
we started here on funkypool
now we look forward to each others call
everyday we laugh and chat
even threatens to use her bat
but everyday we come on here
makes me feel like you so near
people here know us alot
laugh at us when we dont pot
i have called you many a name
glad i met you on this game
now you know im no nerd
but you will always be poolbiird

Hmmmm t1pster
Where do I start
He is someone
Close to my heart
Been there for me recently
When I've needed a moan
No matter what time
He answers the phone

He's always nice
Even when I'm a twunt
When I'm in one
He gets the brunt
We have a good laugh
And get on great
No matter what happens
He'll always be a mate

well l00kie wh0's ab0ve!!!
it's funky's very 0wn p00lbiird,
a w0man wh0 we all l0ve,
n0 matter h0w absurd!

she's supp0rtive when ya need it,
she'll always make ya laugh,
she's n0t allowed any v0dka th0,
0r her ph0ne when in the bath!

c0mmitted!!!......t0 her clan play,
a player I'd rather have 0n my team,
an all r0und super lady wh0,
000000000zes skill like never seen.

oh hippesville where to start
ur a player with a heart
one great guy for all to see
two great guy just like me

I love it when I play you
gives me such a thrill
to beat u on the table
but u get no time to chill

even in the chat room
uv allways got a joke
if I knew ur name on fb
ur one bloke I would poke

tombstone_74's a funky die hard,
You'll see him there in chat,
He's one that actually types some stuff,
Not like those other prats!

He's always close to mischief,
He also likes a jar,
Double trouble in a good way,
One day we'll meet up in a bar.

Well hippesville just took me to baize,
I started off well, but he was never fazed,
A shot to many, I will admit,
To be quite honest, I played rather 'bad'

I gave him a chance, and he would never miss,
Next time I play, I'll supply him with Guinness,
Might make him tipsy and then I'll lure
Him into playing a shot that would be poor.

A true gent, no one will deny,
And if they say different, it's obviously a lie,
For he's here for a joke and a laugh,
Say something bad though, he'll you it's naff!

already posted on the wolf pack thread,
but this guys sound coz hippesville said,
that's right we played, I did quite well,
he had no luck and no success to tell.

yes chapster_7 is a fine funkypooler,
more of the same and this site would be cooler,
the craic was good, a credit to his clan,
nothing wrong with a dress.......coz he says he can!!!!

lol sorry bout end, just went off

Shall we have a new title? Hippes told me to choose a new one and I'm choosing............

Drunk!

It always starts off as "just a couple"
To unwind at the end of the week
The first goes down and you let out a big sigh
And soon your needing a leak!
Once the seals broken
There's no going back
Back and forwards
It's not good craic

You start getting louder
And everyone's your best mate
You dance like a moron
Looking a right state
Then there's the karaoke
You sing like a strangled cat
Your mates never stop you
Just letting you be a pratt

At the end of the night
When you just about crawled home
You cant go straight to bed
Out comes the phone
You know its late
And people will be in bed
But your not bothered
Things have to be said

You've text everyone you know
And your falling asleep
The room starts spinning
And you start to weep
You climb the stairs
And leave on your kit
Before you know it
Your in a coma in your pit

go ang!! amazin

I don't know an awful lot about it,
I've seen it and that's about all,
I serve all night in the clubhouse,
Then laugh as they slur and they fall.

'Avin A Few'

When the weekend falls upon us,
We rush back home from work
Travel starts getting busy
Always end up sittin next to a twerp

Reach your home finally
Throw your dinner down your neck
Open a few tins of lager then
Rush about saying 'flippin heck'

Time flies when you least know it
You're not happy with what you wear
It's too late to change now
So sod it just do something with the hair.

Reach the pub eventually
See all your mates either at the bar
Some playing pool or messing about
You can tell them from afar

Drink your first pint slowly
Then consume them like a train
Your mates drinking with you
Till you start going insane

Drink yourself in to a stupor
Think you are ten men
Lose all sense of humour
Next week though, it'll be the same again.

Last orders are rung, time for another one
Told no by the tender, so you start to give them some
Next thing before you know it, sitting by a copper or two
I think in future, will stick to just 'avin a few.

(krazyash_07)

Edited at 03:40 Thu 08/05/14 (BST)

last time i was drunk i fell off a stool
sambucca made me look a right fool
older i get the head feels it more
morning arrives something on my floor
the head is hurting
the pictures i was gurning
it was a good night
as the pockets are so light
now i have a rotten hangover
suddenly remember the cab was a rover
never wanting another drink
sober up and you do re-think

Wow!

So many poems ive just read through
All of them oh so great
A lot more people starting to post
And giving titles of late

Angette my dear yours are fab
Why havent you posted before?
And T1pster again i welcome you
Now we have poets galore

I wont do a poem from titles been left
Cos i'll be here all day
But i will mention the word Drunk
And the person above if i may

I will get around to posting some soon
In fact i shall post a few
Sure it will keep me busy
Cos i'll post poems about all of you



Keep them coming everyone

a 9 ball mara final,
with skyfly can be fun,
it's tricky and very enjoyable,
elementary, yes I won!

a master came to watch us, (master_p00l)
we had tictacs there on tap, (tactics)
then someone spoke on a rarity,
comin out with some cheeky crap!

sadly the fun didn't last long,
it backfired......and he lost his nerve,
another 9 ball tourney for da hippesville,
the oppo ran.....not wanting my lurrrrve!

H is for Hippesville well whaddya ya know
I is for impressive and that he is so
P is for poet he's a good one too
P is for pool i hear he's won a few
E is for engrossed and thats what he gets
S is for sexy he can be i'll bet!
V is for victory when he wins a game
L is loopy he can drive ya insane
L is for likeable a really lovely mate
E is for endearing, he is and he's great

amma have ta get ya back fer that missy!!!

Jolly and happy when people post.
Up in arms when threads like a ghost,
Size 3's will fly if ya give any flack,
Totally good for it and plenty of craic,
Says what she thinks there's no back doors,
Unusually she travels....around on all 4's!
Maybe she'll grace us with her presence again,
Good at her writing and the same as a friend,
I think she's great, I'll maybe see her some day,
Reminisce about our poems,
Laugh out loud and drink away.

crackacan

I like a beer everyone knows
I like the chat room n standing on toes
iv got some good mates this is for sure
iv got me enemies too to me there just poor

I drink all the time and sometimes rymn
but get me drunk oh I can be a fool
but forever now on funkypoolers rule

stellas the fella that gets me drunk
some call me a plonker or even a punk
I couldn't care less I know im a mess
my lifes upside down but I never frown