Looks like a rhyme battle
But neither of you throw out your rattle
But nice to see Adam has joined
A few rhymes he has coined
But how long will it last.......
Heard he is quite fast
Obv im talking abwt on this thread
And not when he is entertaining in bed

Edited at 09:47 Thu 29/09/11 (BST)

Looks more like its pick on Adam time
all i wanted to do was rhyme
i'm not really in the mood to try
but there is just something about this fry
it stretches out my imagination
I type like i should be a mental health patient
not much of it makes sence
when it does it can get quite intense
i only just realised you wasn't picking on me
but meerly stating i can last long with a lady

Liking all theese battle rap lines.
Reading them I'd give you all nines.
But tem out of ten is reserved for me.
Read on and you will see.
The strangest guy on here is fry.
Alwas moaning that guy.
Abit rich from me you could say.
Though I haven't had a moan today.
Jimmys back again time to run4urlife.
Johnny3tears full of trouble and strife.
Got to say Jimmys got a way with words.
That always entertain the funky nerds.
Then Adam, crap by name crap by nature.
I'm sure no one could hate ya.
Though you ryhmes are touchy feely.
I will admit they do apeal to me.
So here we go let the banter begin.
You know punkpoet will win.

when he's bored wee jim breezes in,
coz in the tourny he prob didn't win,
seems it's just like his rhymes,
no matter how many lines,
we'll say no more about it....would be a sin!!

keep it zipped!

they say that 'God loves a try-er',
so tell me who put out punk's fire?
he writes them in mass,
even tho they are crass,
and i wonder do his fingers ever tire!

Lol when I do one a rhyme I can' stop.
I will do ghem til I am top.
Still trying to find my grove.
My fingers are always on the move.
But I will stop here for hippes.
And I'm off to get some chips.

There's a well known aussie bird,
Whose a bit of a nerd,
She drinks like a man,
And can act very thran.

She got a pet wombat,
That sleeps in her bed.
It also drinks cider
As he lies beside her.............

She bathes in the creek
Like a bit of a freak
She smells like a Roo
Omg what a pooooooooooo

so glad thats not me wood

Keep er zipped?
I just got Hipped,
Glad you're spitting back,
But your lyrics are wack,
Gaz you need to improve,
So before I get into the groove,
I'll tear up the streets,
With ma brand new beats.


Hand over the rein?
Ill name and shame,
Im no beautician,
But Im a rap technician,
These hands are healing,
My lyrics you are stealing,
I'll prove my point,
After I've smoked this joint.
Time for Jimmy to behave,
The longer I wait, the more you'll crave!

Peace out FunkyPoolers

LOL

woodlawn
There's a well known aussie bird,
Whose a bit of a nerd,
She drinks like a man,
And can act very thran.

She got a pet wombat,
That sleeps in her bed.
It also drinks cider
As he lies beside her.............

She bathes in the creek
Like a bit of a freak
She smells like a Roo
Omg what a pooooooooooo

Dedicated to little_bug < 3


LOL

oh my dear i do fear this is you who smells of poo :P
@ chaos xxxx much love

You Aussies seem to have a private joke
Perhaps this pom should pry and poke
Or make stereotypical jokes and hints
Best not or little_bug will beat me to mince

Sat listening to music and chilling
Got a pain in me that is kinda killing
But i know everything will be ok soon
Cos im abwt to go talk to the moon

Yes i know my rhymes are poo
Four lines is the best i can do
But i'll stay and keep the thread alive
Otherwise Paula will force me to dance naked on a bee hive :S

You Aussies seem to have a private joke
Perhaps this pom should pry and poke
Or make stereotypical jokes and hints
Best not or little_bug will beat me to mince


you know ill take ur little jokes
and id enjoy a little poke
for i know you wont ur a decent bloke
on my words i hope i dont choke
as for beating you to mince
id not hurt you nor make u wince

lol xxxxx

There's a well known tyneside biird
Who is so absurd.
She can try and hide
But that just wont slide!

Let it be said
She aint right in the head
She pees da Bed
Like Father Ted

Edited at 02:54 Fri 30/09/11 (BST)

omg who let donna back in?!
that aussie can cause such a din.....
whether she's sat on the bog,
or shoutin for more grog,
surely it's time to put her in the recycle bin!!!

well jim yer all talk and no action,
for all you bring is disappointment and dissatisfaction,
you give me a sore ear,
all that talk from yer rear,
yer even worser-er than the noise from a klaxon!!

Well its being a while since i heard
Just wish could have a word
The one time it can be late
And no ones there...great
Guess i'll stop moaning
Before everyone starts groaning

Last night while i sat on my settee
I pretended to watch a good movie
Cos i didnt want someone to see
What i was up to on my lappy!!!


Am saying no more :D

LOL!