did ya know that swearing is a crime,
in the funky chat room it happens all the time,
the mods they give a warning first,
then ya re-offend...and yer bubbles burst!

dedicated to all the short stay muppets with the maturity of the immediately inseminated egg!!!!!

lmao i do come off with some keek!!! keep err lit!!!!

i may be sad, i may be blue
i love her but she loves you

i had her once, i became a fool
i lost her then, i was still at school

i've now matured, my feelings stay there
i still noticed things, such as your hair

you're beautiful, of that i'm sure,
when im depressed you are my cure

me and you are now just history
what could have been is now a mystery

i loved you then, i still love you now
but i think its time to take a bow

what once was there, now has gone
i believe its time for me to move on

I wish you the best with all my heart
even tho i aches when we're apart

Good bye for now, good bye for ever
the time we had i'll always treasure!

<3<3<3


(sorry i'm no good with poems i may try again another time about something less sad )




EDIT: some spelling mistakes checked by the one and only teacher, dark_angel

Edited at 21:02 Tue 27/09/11 (BST)

*Is sooooooo proud!*



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Imagine it said in poem form.

Lmao shes my grammer teacher too.

Theater form i can imagine


Lol zac, she's a great teacher huh

When I get somethig wrong she beats me.
She only does this so I will see.
That good grammer is the best.
So I put it to the test.
Most people don't like it cause there lazy.
They look at the grammer and say crazy.
But I like good grammer so thats that.
Hopefully no one will think I'm a well educted...... monkey :)

Also Adam lost loves are always tough.
Mine still makes me feel rough.
I think about calling her sometimes.
Tell her we arn't responsible for the bad times.
Ok maybe I was but its all gone.
Maybe she wasn't the one?
But anyways be strong send me a PM if you want.
I promise if you tell me anything I won't taunt.

Edited at 16:05 Wed 28/09/11 (BST)

Loving that Adam

Nice poem fry. Needs abit of work :).

It was just a special short one for my Adam

So Vi's a good teacher?
To me shes always an evil creature
She bullies and breaks the spoiler rule
But will let her off...cos she is cool

I wouldn't say shes cool.
I'd say shes a fool.
The crazy funky teacher.
More like a preacher.
But I got alot of love for vi.
She wipes up my tears when I cry.

Gunna move from vi
Cos she'll cry
Or get a big head
That'll make us all dread..

So the weather is really hot
Need sun cream which i aint got
So im gunna get red
The burning pain i dread
Oh well maybe i wont sun bath
Just have a sunny rave

God i hate Nicole shirtswinger
How can she be classed as a singer
her voice is a whinge
High notes make me cringe
Granted probably better than me
But guess we'll never see

Zac, i'll have to turn my back
i'm not one for talking, so i'll just get walking
(Thanks tho bud )

But if you need a chat, i wont be a prat,
send me a message fella, wont be long before i get back to ya!



Tar babe

Nicole scherzinger is a beaut
just stick the <Removed word> on mute!

today is my mothers birthday, what more can i say
i wont be on tonight, i'll probably be out until light
i have to go work in the morning, the thought just keeps dawning,
i won't say goodbye just farewell, Fry, my hairs almost long enough to gel! :O

i may have had a drink or two, but i can still write a poem or two

darkie may have to correct the spelling, i may have to bribe her with some bling ;)

anyway enough about that
with her corrections this girl makes me sound like a tw^^

i feel like sleeping, but the phone keeps bleeping,
maybe i should answer it, but on teh other end the person ain't fit,

i'm all done for now, i'll stay away from the poem thread some how...

I'm a fan, Adam, I have to admit,
But your beats atm are pretty...
My mic was broke but it's now repaired,
Im laying lyrics for the ones who cared.
Hippes...keep er lit? That phrase was like thunder,
But with frequent use its now a one hit wonder.

The only one who has a shot with me is Viking,
I sometimes tremble when he starts to sing,
He lays his beat,
For the whole damn street,
Man, people can't eat,
They're shocked to their feet.

I'm catching Pete up on the lyrical front,
While my sword is sharp, his is blunt.
Im slicing and dicing my pathway clear,
The number count is rising, people start to fear.
So enough's been said, and its time to let things drop,
Jimbo is back where he belongs, right at the top!

Johnny, you think your a boss, really your full of moss
by this i mean crap, if i was ghetto i'd say brap ;)

i mean you no dis-respect, you are no reject!

i've got enough love for you, but you don't have the caliber to slew.

grab a tissue because no1 is gonna miss you,

re-setting stats all the time, its clear they will never be as good as mine

this is all friendly banter, we're still all good have some of my fanta?

i'm running out of rhymes, welll look at the time,

its time for me to sleep, just like an answer phone.. wait for the beep!!

Good night one and all <3