What the hell, whats going on?
where have all the regulars gone?
But instead we have new blood
posting rhymes like they should
Ilove a good diss rhyme
But it never felt like the time
then theese 3 come leaving nothing unsaid
Let's give a shout out to Hollywood Undead
If Johnny3tears then I'm Charlie Scene
Its all good guys just keep it clean

It's easy to be drunk when it's hard to be sober
Imma steal your leased rover and pull police over
I'm a mean smoker who reaks of weed odor
Certified street soldier devil on your teens shoulder
Don't invite Scene over he pee's at sleep overs
He asked your sister out so that he could cheat on her
What a creep loner, s@%t I couldn't sink lower
You just got a mean boner from a Charlie Scene poster
If I'm poppin' a wheelie it means I'm jackin your bike
Got my middle finger raised as I'm runnin' red lights
I'm known to punch 'em in the d@%k at the end of a fight
And I never say I'm sorry at the end of the night.

That's a bit of Charlie

Tinie yes you, saying i do crack
i told you before i wouldnt go back
theres no need to be so defensive
ud think id said something offensive

if u like to watch men getting dressed
at least u seen me cause i am the best
dont get down when you read my poem
you know u will laugh while ur all alone

so please smile while ur doin my girl
if u look good she will even do a twirl
now after this if to work on jimmy
im sure u smiling now ,TINIE

Everywhere I go the funkies alway's know
the charlie scene's got a weenie that he loves to show

changed lyrics a littl johnny's good but prefer charlie

haha

I like posting these poems, but I know I'm damned,
As soon as I log off am gonna get banned,
Such a shame with 8 days until I can join a clan,
If I don't come back it's all down to you, Fran.
You pushed me and pushed me until I cracked,
I've come this far there's no turning back.

While Tinie collects his tournapoints am gonna keep posting,
With lyrics these good, Fran, you're getting a roasting.
Jimmy's modest though, he don't like boasting.
But, I'll congratulate your attempts, raise a glass and get toastin'

I bow down to master rhymer

I feel a rap battle comin' on

Dude you should post more often lol

I made these threads pal...back on Jimmy__1878 and Jimmy_efc_

Feast your eyes back to page 5 and onwards when I was one_republic

Edited at 02:27 Fri 16/09/11 (BST)

this poem lark is gettin quite good
think that jimmy guy is looking for my blood
blaming me he mite get a ban
u need to stand up an be a man

il tell u now and tell u once
people from ireland and a dunse
fair play to and ur raising of ur glass
il shall pray for u wen i go to mass

dont be worryin of tryin to give Fran a roast
its not as easy as making toast
everyone knows u like to boast
not my fault u were born on the coast

Born on the Coast? Do you even know Manchester?
Nearest sea is a good few mile in my Ford Fiesta
I ain't worrying about trying to give you a roast,
Just turn over, there's only your belly left to toast.

I'm a lyrical magician,
Rhyming technician,
We hated prohibition,
Drink till we lose vision!

This is a poem not for the feint hearted
as my rhyming can get a horror show started.
Fran your poems cannot measure,
up to the standards of me a national treasure.

This poem posting is more fun than i expected,
shame for fran he is getting disrespected.
I will let my friend jimmy finish your roasting,
while i win tourneys and keep boasting.

Look what happened on here last night
Got to say some of theese raps are tight
Jimmy pulling out lines from hollywood undead
And apparently by theese fatty comment no ones unfed
It's good to see people having a laugh
Though you guys were acting daft
Tinie love the horror show line
But it's so much better than mean
So I'm off after having a good read
A few more hours sleep, is what I need

lmfao yer all a right bunch,
but i do have to say that i'd have ya's for lunch!!
all the slaggin and bickering it's really not on,
funkypool is for good times and people gettin on.

so make plenty of visit's yes jim's been before,
but our fran and dear tinie please give us some more!!
punkpoet is amazed and i think rightly so,
coz yer talents for poems we want you to show.

keep er lit!

As hippesville said I was amazed
After reading theese I was left dazed
Love the battle raps, we want more
Rhymes like the ones above, I adore
Something fresh and new to this thread
I'm happy as Ithought it was dead
So comback guys for round 2
I will be stuck here reading them like glue

Why am I the way that I am?
I always feel no one gives a damn
When I feel low I suppress it
Until I have a panic attack or fit
I expect people to drop what there doing and help me
But they don't know, thet don't see
As I don't let them, then i feel lonely
feel like I'm the one and only
So I sit here feeling down
Knowing people think i'm a clown
So maybe I should open up?
As I drink out of my half empty cup

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Great poem Paula :).

Stupid new windows being put in
Workers aint half making a din
Expecting me to make coffee and tea
They aint half taking the pee
Had to get up early on my day off
Ended up standing on a dead moth
Now im just rambling
So ima go do some online gambling