it's been a crap day,
am suppin a beer,
it's catchin for some,
coz they're narky on here!!
my day has been bad,
all my luck has been rotten,
and to top it all off,
my car smokes like Dot Cotton!!!

Could be better could be worse
Could be chaffeuerd around in a hearse
Just watched the movie twilight
Hve to say...what a load of sh@!£
But i can understand the hype
I aint gunna hold a grype

Ok guys I dont know to say
I'm sorry for how acted today
And last week to be fair
I just like there isn't something there
I get angry at little thing don't matter
I think I'm turning into the Mad Hatter
Most have seen paranoia coming through
And I'm truly sorry if it was aimed at you
Its my problem no one fault not even mine
But i see my problems and I believe I will be fine
So what im trying to say sorry for being a fool
The new me is back to the old me and ready to play pool

Hey back by unpopular demand. I'm sorry went abit weird. We all have personal lives and problems mine have effected me and I dont like how I'm behaving. All i can do is hope those i upset will forgive me
Thanks guys and girl's for asking/telling me to write again I appreciare it.
I've really tried with my grammar here have I made any mistakes?

on a lighter note I played my 1st and 2nd mouses clan game and won both. :D

feelin sticky, may be a smell,
remove my clothes, to my own skin shell,
get in the shower and get all soapy,
no its not the one....that's attached to the rope-y!

will feel much better once birthday suit's clean,
will check in the mirror, lookin lean...but not mean!
will put on my jammies, now stop that don't laugh!
will anyone believe it, or is hippes havin a laugh??

no matter i'm goin, you can have yer own say,
i know i'll feel better, get ready for a new day,
let some good luck commence, coz the bad's surely run done,
it' about time this pooler.......was havin some fun!

keep er lit funksters

hey guy's a little something for all of you poem people

I know a nice girl on here called littlebug
She tries so hard i want to give her a hug
Her poem's are getting better with every post
And she's humble, the kind of girl that won't boast

Next on the list i the hippy MR Hippes
If you could buy his poems they would be cheap as chips
But seriously i know you've had problems mate
Just struggle on and you will find you're fate.

That brings me to the angel known as kate
I am sorry and from now on will be a good mate
Another one I know whos struggling, soldier through
I know you can do this as you are well you :)

Ok I suppose I got to give a shout out to Fry
I don't know if you love me or want me to poke me in the eye
But you're a good poet when you relly try
I'm sure one day you will right something that will make me cry

Edited at 23:47 Tue 13/09/11 (BST)

Edited at 23:53 Tue 13/09/11 (BST)

Thats the king of the thread done time for the queen
You're so sweet and nice I bet you couldn't be mean
I'm talking about justsomegirl or paula
Ok I don't know you well but people adore ya

Lastly there's Kayleigh or better known as Kayles
Taking time off funky to do you're nails?
I'm sorry I was rude I need to trust what people say
I will try and keep my paranoia at bay :)

I think that's everyone :)
I hope I'm not wrong
Thanks for asking me back
I worry that I'm a hack

Ok guys and girl's how was that? constructive criticism?

Edited at 23:48 Tue 13/09/11 (BST)

My verdict is that was just great
Keep 'em coming punkpoet mate

Stop worrying how ppl will react
Then certain lines you retract

Just say exactly how you feel
Keep your thoughts totally real

Unless your rhyme is one of fiction
There should be no need for friction

Thank's Paula I worke hard on my rhymes
To try and justify myself from my funky crimes
Let's have fun and less of the serious stuff
This poem malarchy can be tough.
Getting two words to rhyme and make sense
Also I struggle coming up with a pretense
But I enjoy it so I will drone on and on
And from this I will never be gone

This last month has been well... Crrap
cant be fixed with a hug from a chap,
Feels like ive walked a fare few miles,
but now im back; put on a fake smile.
Stiffen your back- hold your head high
Dont dare let out a little sigh.

but thats what we do, carry on with our life
suck up those tears just forget all the strife.

oh dear it seems i'm not alone,
there's more folk havin a keek time,
to share with all our woes is good,
in a depressing rhyme!!!!!!

Jimmy is back with a brand new name,
Deacting and reseting, you all know my game.
It's nice to see you back, Gaz, it's been a long time,
I've had no pm off you, in my book that's a crime.
But now you're back I'm pleased to say,
That seeing your poems bright up my day.

Next time you log in, put down that fried chicken,
Come join Jimmy's room if you fancy a kickin'.
I've put in some practice I'm becoming a catch,
Need to play you soon for a famous rematch!

Since I came back it seems funkypool's dying,
People lose games and run off crying,
Start spitting abuse because they lost a frame?
Quiet down peeps it's only a game.

If you can't stand the heat, get outta the kitchen,
And which clever person reported Kirk Ritson?
Good guy got banned for speaking his mind,
That sort of behaviour is most unkind.
Just a simple matter of provocation,
He stuck to his guns with no hesitation.
I won't name names but this can't be right,
To report someone who you call the love of your life.

Peace out.

J3T

The Cry of The Mods.......

mind yer language and no swearing please,
we are the mods......get down on yer knees!
the statement tonight which i thought was a hoot,
Anymore offensive language/SWEARING will result in an IMMEDIATE boot!!!

are they makin up words?
what does anymore mean,
can't find it in the dictionary,
it's nowhere to be seen!!!
i guess you can do that,
if yer name is in white,
talkin pure manure......all day and all night!! xxx

Not a bad poem for someone who cant choose one name
We know ur only here searching for 15 mins of fame
You talk about giving people a kickin
Everyone knows its liams and k1rks a55 ur lickin

Six Foot two ur claiming to be
Shh mate u know u only wanna be me
Iv no idea why i started this poem
Just thought i write a bit while having a roam

lmao fran quality

Don't know why yer slagging of jim
he might be 16st but compared to you thats slim!
with a name like Fran
you should take your head and fry it in a pan

unbeatable you claim to be
but as far as i am concerned your to beatable for me
i don't know why i started this post
just thought i wud give fran a roast

Not a bad effort Fran, but you're clearly not gifted,
I've got a poetry curse on me that needs to be lifted.
Gaz, your poem, I couldn't agree more,
If they get a sniff of that, they'll be at your door.
Knocking and kicking, they'll eventually smash it in,
Pick a fight with a moderator, you surely can't win.
Stand up for yourself and never hide,
Do not fear, Jimmy's by your side.

so here we have this guy called tinie
standing up for one poor jimmy
wat is it with you and protecting others
you sure you an jimmy are not brothers

Jimmy knows how to talk
tinie doesnt know how to walk
they both think there great at pool
wen everyone knows there really a . . . .

its not rite some things i say
its only fun i do it everyday
if they give it out
they've to take it back
use know really im having the crack

run the mods are coming

Edited at 02:01 Fri 16/09/11 (BST)

How did you know Tinie was my brother?
Albeit from another mother
You dish it out Fran and Jimmy likes,
But me and Tinie will send you off on yer bike.

I must say it's good to see you join in,
But if your poems were mine, Fran, they'd be screwed up in the bin.
I accept that you're trying and I'll cut you some loose,
But to be fair, your rhymes are packed full of abuse.
With me a mad Manc and Tinie from the highland,
All that's left to say is. F@%k off back to Ireland!

Tinie thats my name for you dont share it