Whats going on?
this is never on page 1!
So thought id write a quickie
Before i go slap the brickie

i listen to my music i take in the beat
makes me tingle from my head to my feet
next thing i know im moving in my seat
there is no other feeling nothing can beat
when my heart skips skips a beat

This is becoming the page of the sillouhette
Perhaps a picture i should get
Think i'll stay as this grey man
Maybe i shall drink a can
Who knows what am saying
Perhaps i should stay pool playing

Fry is all grey
Arn't we all today
Feeling panic stricken
Feeling a little chicken
Puts on my smile
Thats good for a while
But now I'm bored
wheres my adored?

Lmao! Sorry



Hippesville

H ~ is for hippesville ye olde great poet
I ~ is for impecable but does he know it?
P ~ is for perfect...ahem that is me :P
P ~ is playful he's that too you see
E ~ is for easy he makes his rhymes seem
S ~ is for strong his character is reem
V ~ is for vexed no thats just not him
I ~ is for imaginary his poems never dim
L ~ is for lovely thats what he is too
L ~ is for lucky cos i know him, do you?
E ~ the last letter and it stands for end....the last initial of Hippesville our dear funky friend


~Paula~

That really good Paula.
I've tried to write but its all blah lol

Thankyou



There was a young lad named Niall
For a chinese he'd walk a mile
He ordered FU YUNG
It smelt like cow dung
He wont ask for that in a while!!!!

here is the bug
with a kiss and a hug
for those who don't want it i give it a shrug
everyone loves hugs don't be a thug
i wright this as i take a sip out of my mug
relay should be going my azz i should lug
but i don't give a fug
xoxoxoxox lol

As i sat in my room last night
Thoughts whirred around my head,
Things they just don't seem right
I'm getting feelings of dread

Dread to think if ive done wrong
If theres a person that ive upset,
A person that ive known so long
Twas yrs ago online that we met

I need to know if they are great
Or to know they're just ok,
If your offline but readin mate
Gimme a clue sometime today

They come around at the same time
Now i feel like im commiting a crime
Guess ima have to deal with it
Take everything including the the possible hit
My own fault for being a fool
Oh well ima tool

Whatcha done dear Fry06
To put u in a sticky fix
Surely things aint that bad
You seem like a decent lad
Get it off ur chest with no fear
Release ur emotions right on here

Call me daft, call me a bore, if you dont like me there's the door.
Call me skinny, call me fat, I can put it on or I can lose it like that.
Call me annoying, call me dumb, excuse me , but I'm having fun.
Call me a flirt, call me a fake, that's just me so give me a break.
Call me a loon, call me a geek, call me what you want, I'm just unique!

Nothing wrong with me
Don't worry you'll see
So calm down miss big nose
Before i squirt u with the hose

Double ;) btw great poems guys and girls

Rhymes don't come to me anymore
Everything I try is just poor
I frown at the screen as I type
I feel like its all tripe
So heres an attempt to get back in
Sorry I've only got a min
I need some lessons off kenzie
Her rhymes got me into a frenzy

Meh not happy but haven't posted for abit
I think everyone will agree that its .........

out of the woodwork the poets appear,
while lil ole me.....is offline drinkin beer,
have just got the chance to call in and see,
what poems have been written.....and there's one about me!!!!!!

awww shucks paula yer must be so drunk!
to write that wee poem about this big lunk,
i really am thankful and hope you are well,
embarrassed tbh feel the heat can you tell??!!!!

so to paula the rhymer,
a funky old-timer,
keeps rollin 'em out,
all so good there's no doubt.

am sure that yer m8,
is keepin an eye,
maybe just can't get on,
is he being denied?

so off i shall go to my world with no net
my neighbour won't share broadband and i can't get it yet,
but poetic funkypoolers i'll be back now and then,
am missin you all.....keep er lit! my dear friends.

awwww can ya believe it,
no dancin for you!
got lots of aches and pains, am thinkin yer blue,
every time that you see a toy lyin on the floor,
launch it out the window......and buy them no more!!

Another season, another clan,
Already things are going to plan,
Three games played not a loss in sight,
I'm starting to show my funkypool might,
Hoping to take the clan leagues by storm,
By keeping up my amazing form

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Iv got a knife
Get in the van

Bored out my tree
This day has taken the wee
Being long and dull
Making me wanna bash my skull
But to the pub i go later
To play darts and drink beer
So drunken fry later youll fear