Perhaps its time to shed a tear
For this dying thread we hold so dear
Its seen better times
When people posted regular rhymes
Time to say so long and fair well
Or should we keep going?...ah what the hell !!

Seems im here by myself
People should post here for their health
Thread is dear to Paula
Dont upset her cos shes a brawler

i thought i'd just pop in and see,
what's happenin here with the poetry,
poor fry it seems is on his own,
he's right our paula will definitely moan!

but fear not funksters for I've snuck back in,
a chance to try and make y'all grin,
am back on pool but only for tonight,
thank gawd you say and smile with delight!

tis time i think for some newbies to come,
and stop me talkin out me bum,
some come on poolers have a go,
we want this thread to blossom and grow.

Dont go
Pop in and give a show
Come and play with ur cue
Make a line or 2

for folk around us,
it aint always good,
we sometimes say things,
that we usually never would,
so when ya stick yer size 12,
in yer incredibly large mouth,
apologise profusely........
and take what's given out

Rhyming words aint my trick
Cos tbh, im kinda thick
Luckily i have my wit
Oh god!! im doomed cos its shh

So here i am all alone
Nobody replying on their phone
See what rhymes there are too read
Oh wait...there isnt any

You two seem to post such mince
Those ryhmes are so bad they make me wince
You've got to first engage your brain
And check the quality of what you're saying
Otherwise it makes this thread oh so bad
So get improving cause you're making me mad!

So she was here
But did she appear?
No she did not!
This thread has she forgot?
Moans about lack of rhymes
Yet she didnt post 1 this time

Damn you Paula

Anyone there?
Am i the only one who cares
Fighting a lost battle
Perhaps i should chuck my rattle
No one seems to post
Perhaps its the thread of the ghost

Removed on request

Edited by forum moderator mr_mcquiston, at 22:20 Thu 11/08/11 (BST)

is sick of lies
i quite despise
theres just no need
i get quite peeved

so am here to say
im here to play
and chat to my MATES
if ure not one of those
then leave me alone

Now i have a mate
Who i think is great
Atm theyre not happy
Which i think is crappy
So i shall do my best to make them smile
Even if it takes a while

Hopefully forget the trouble
And goes into a happy bubble
So chin up and be happy
Otherwise i'll give ya a slappy

lmao thanks hunni ill be smiling again soon i promise xxxx

Written with a pen, sealed with a kiss,
If you are my friend, please answer me this:
Are we friends, or are we not?
You told me once, but I forgot.
So tell me now, and tell me true,
So I can say I'm here for you.
Of all the friends I've ever met,
You're the one I won't forget.
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to Heaven and wait for you,
I'll give the angels back their wings
And risk the loss of everything.
There isn't a thing I wouldn't do,
To have a friend just like you!

Edited at 21:54 Thu 11/08/11 (BST)

Edited at 22:14 Thu 11/08/11 (BST)

Sam ur copying skills are superb

nope, and was different but was asked to change it so i did

Im so sorry that i didnt post
Just came to check me mail
Tho this thread i love the most
Dont give me an epic fail !!
For as you know i when im here
I try to leave a rhyme
Even when its not sincere
I still give it my time
I promise, harder i'll try
The next time that im on pool
So please dear ppl do not cry
Yaint gettin ridder this fool ;)


(Lmao @ Yaint!!!)

Bowt time you got on ere
Thought youd ran off in fear
Here i was keeping it going
While u probably had the booze flowing
So ur back now
Lets have a poetic kaplow?

Fry youve been a real star
Kept it going along so far
For that i thank you my dear
An i mean that oh sincere
I never want this thread to die
An i swear to u thats no lie
I have posted year after year
Its close to my heart that is clear