jimmy and liam i thank you's a lot,
for comin and askin if i wanted a spot,
as much as i'd love too,
am sorry to say,
that hippesville is leavin.....never again will he play.

so for the clan that is bouncin,
and the craic that never ends,
enjoy yer chips 'n' gravy,
and cherish yer friends,
just coz it's on computers,
doesn't mean that it's keek,
coz on here i've met some crackers,
and many that are sweet.

so many crackin funksters i've met on this site,
good friends and opponents that i've played thro the nights,
i'll probably be slated for missin some names,
but the truth of it all is that they were mainly rubbish at the game!!!!

there was liam and jimmy and donna and jay,
mr fry and cmurphy and that eejit perfectplay,
wee stumps and geord and pads and redkel,
and those 3 mad sisters with the k's that are swell.

all the clans i was in where we'd try to wipeout,
a big thanks to aaron who often helped me out,
even those mods who sometimes treat us like poodles,
lumpy n ab, jim, crazzy and jooodles.

as my memory is fading and old age creeps in faster,
to leave funkypool is a bit of a disaster,
so paula just for you and when ya write yer reply,
let it be known this site's amazin...made me laugh, smile and

love you all,
some more than others
a lot of you guys,
have felt just like brothers,
enjoy funkypool,
nick's doin a great job,
shame i hadda leave..........

sorry to see you go
are paths never crossed
but you should always know
shame your now lost
dont know much of why
yourve decided to leave
but i hope you try
and believe
thats there always a way
to come back from bad times
but you may have to pay
for your crimes

the end wasnt good lol didnt make sense didnt know him well but shame to see a deactivation

hey im back but im a grump
i hope they dont give this a bump
i tryed to stay away
for just one day
but sadly i failed
i should be jailed
i know what your thinking
punks been at the drinking
couldn't be further from the truth
i dont need no proof
arghhhh a double negative
my lines unaffective
you dont know what i mean
like an asparagus bean
lol am i doing good
i think you misunderstood
but tell me what you think
if you dont i will drink

hey whos this paula?
i know some adore her
is she just some girl
or a lost pearl
i really dont know
i think ive losr my flow
the point is no one posts
so where are the hosts
and the queen paula?
havmy rhymes appalled her?
anyways this was crap
i cant rap
can anyone do better
then lets see it go getter

CRINGE
im loosing it

sorry that was cringe worthy
it was all topst turvey
what was i thinking
have i been drinking?
i give out a sigh
where is fry?
i like to mock you matey
you aint been here lately
only haveing a laugh
on another note you need a bath
that was better than above
i needed a little shove
i wrote a cheryl cole rhyme
posting it on here would be a crime
mods would ban it
and ignore me wit
so it will be unseen
cause on here you keep it clean

You need to calm down
Make people question and frown
Iv been busy working sadly
But im back for a bit gladly
Although now iv gotta walk the hound
So dont stomp ur feet on the ground

hey im in the mood
so i will post dude
dont tell me to calm
dont set off my alarm
i can post as much as i like
hope my ryhmes arnt alike
have got problem with me
i post and write me
and to have a liitle laugh
dont like people trying to make me look daft

Chill down man jeez
You sound like ur gunna go mad like thelma and Louise
Keep smiling and stay happy
If ur that bad..do a happy slappy

how can 1 person go mad like 2
i think this is cause im new
ive said tiwce not to tell me to carm
ive been nice whats the harm
you dont know me and have no right
last thing i want is to fight
you say your rhymes and i'll do mine
as i feel like your trying to undermine
i want no arguments and drama
as i believe in karma
as my jokes may have annoyed you
but there you go my lines are spew

right time for some happiness and cheer
now i feel that im in gear
so i'll write my poems here
with little fear
so i let out one tear
for this year
happiness hasnt been here
but i feel like im near
i hope that is clear
but im not swinging of the chandelier

any good guys and gals?
i like feed back
even if theese are cack

i see no feedback?
whats the crack?
was it really that bad?
am i coming across mad?
suppose i am abit
though u dont admit
is this thread dying?
well im trying
to have fun alone
maybe cause im unknown
any want to rhyme ?
if they can spare the time

this threads on the 2nd page
grrrr i feel the rage
i dont think anyones reading
im not gonna be pleading
so i will use this as my not book
anyone want to wish me good luck?
im not in the mood
time for some food

I think the time has passed
This thread like this can not last
I am not seeing this place go
Without or punch or 2 that i'll throw

thats the spirit fry
i wont say good bye
enough if its me doing it alone
and my rhymes are unknown
i will write silly stuff
until i have enough
so lets have some fun
or else i'll get my gun ;)

no other posts
this threads full of ghosts
craving entertainment
only getting derangement
so if you want a laugh
write :) even if its naff
like this one
think my creativity is gone

i guess i'm back so sorry guys,
and before our paula posted,
have spoke to some in poem above,
by the ones that weren't i've been roasted!!!!

nice to see you back
was my poem for you cack
thought id be nice
which doesnt have a price
so i hope all is good
like saw wood

Here i am drinking
Has got me to the thinking
Who else but punk will post?
Maybe every1 is at the coast
Guess we will wait and see
How long people take to visit me

not just a punk,
am sure i did post,
guess i don't count,
wonder should i go