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Someone wants to bounce off me rhymes
I believe one has done so many times
What if they arent meant to bounce off?
Oh god what rhymes with off..? SCOFF
What if his person is just scoffing
Laughing so much they end up coughing
Oh my days what if they laugh?
Grrr they shall fell the Paula wrath
Oh now am just babbling on a bit
Truth is this poem is a load of...................crap

Mind block

what is up with fry's grey matter,
no inspiration for this addicted chatter!!
am sure he'll be back on here soon,
writin silly rhymes to a silly tune

as for paula....what's goin on?
i hope all's well and nothing's wrong,
am glad she's still about this thread,
because her poems we all need fed!!

Gaz your nose is brown
You surely can wear the creeps crown
Where have all the poets gone
Much like every1 else they've done one
Perhaps we're the three musketeers of this thread
So lets be happy and not feel dread

I'll miss you all twill be a week,
so try and hide yer smiles,
coz hippes is off down by the sea,
to where there's sand for miles.

no funky time no internet,
just drinkin lots of beer,
just hope there's lots of poems wrote,
for when i get back here.

my funky days may have a break,
a new abode awaits,
no internet for me to play,
online with all my mates

i may get on from time to time,
pop in and say allo,
but that's yer lot poor hippes has got.....
to say goodbye....and go

keep err lit punkyfoolers

Our gaz is going down by the sea
To spend a fun filled week
A lonely place this thread will be
And no PM's of which to speak

Will he even think of us whilst lying on the beach
Or simply drink too much beer
No emergency contacts for gaz so we can reach
And drag his butt on here! (__x__)

As i sit and try to compose
I think back to all of those
Who used to make this thread thrive
People who kept it strong and alive
But alas, they are here no more
New peeps entered the Funky door
They come and go all the time
Without leaving a poem or rhyme
Them few tho that do post here
Get your poetry heads in gear
A little ditty just please post
For the girl who loves this thread the most

Sorry Paula

Trying hard to think
Dont know what to write has pushed me to the brink
May have to wait till iv had a drink
Hopefully before i spew in the sink


Is that any better?

Pmsl! You tart!

I 'spose that will have to do
But it might make ME spew
Cos of lines there was only a few
I expected better though from you

Sorry do not judge
My brain needs a little nudge
Iv ran into a metophoric wall
Rhymes just want fall
I'll do my best to do well
How long for...who can tell

Well at least that your not lying
By tellin me that your trying
We can only try our best
After weve had a little rest

its been a while since i came in here
and soon again i shall disappear
is only a quick one you see
as im desperate for a pee

Lol Mufty





Ive been thinking really hard
About this poem im composing
I dont want to sound like a tard
To the ppl who's reading and nosing

I also dont want to sound funny
Or offensive in any way
I'm as timid as a cute bunny
Who needs a carrot a day

Im just trying to word it right
So someone can understand
What was going on last night
In our own mad crazy land!

Tho id only have to say one word
They'd laugh and wouldnt be cross
Its a tiny thing or so ive heard
Oh nvm....now wheres me lipgloss!!!!!

Playing on the xbox
Curling my toes up in my socks
All i seem to do is respawn
Really starting to make me yawn

Change to Assasins Creed
Having more luck here indeed
Not dying nearly as much
Now i have the golden touch

But now i need some more
Get my fix of computer war

am back!!! but for a short while,
i fear i may be gone,
you may not hear from hippesville,
no more poems gone wrong,
so wish you all much happiness,
in everything yawl do,
and think of me while i sleep.......
in a bed of stinky rat poo!!!!!

Hippy me luv you cannot leave
For sure that'll make my tummy heave
On here uve become a regular poet
You are great an we all know it
I fear for this thread if off you go
How we will cope i just dont know
For you are the one when im not here
Keeps it going strong and sincere
So you see you must stay my friend
Unless you want this thread to end

Boo hiss groan
All u ever do is moan
Get a steady grip
Cos it seems ur starting too trip
Tis only Fun and Games
If it ends will be a shame
But we could start a new
Rather than reading this miserable poo

so so true