Ive just PMSL reading that! hahahahahahaha


I had an account on Facebook,
But had to deactivate
Cos me fella was sad
Then went totally mad
Thought id arranged a new date!




GIRLS

feet are gorgeous and feet are great,
fry loves to sniff em he says they are great!
wears the same socks for days,
what a dirty wee man,
and then for his dinner.......he eats some toe-jam!!!

Right lads im taking this girls



Well i love my girls
Although their film choice makes me hurl
Girls are lovely and girls are great
Boys can love and boys can hate

Hearts are broke and mended
Although beauty trips are financialy tended
Girls in this world are the best
As long as the boy passes his 'test
irish

WOO WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!




I love the Irish accent
It really appeals to me
The way they say 'Me Farder'
Makes me laugh much harder
Than when they say 'Turty Tree'


Hahahahaha!!



Fry06

well where do ya start with our good friend fry,
there are times when i'll laugh and others i'll cry,
would love to meet him and go for some 'scoops',
maybe he'll treat us and some dishes he'll cook!

Bad Days

At some point we all have them
They make us feel so down
Times when all we seem to do
Is carry around a frown
We let our minds go racing
Then we try to change some ways
But no matter how hard we try
We will all still have some bad days





SHOPPING

Shopping is such a bore
For me its a chore
Be it grocery or leisure
I dont find it any pleasure
The price for things like socks
Sure makes my wallet rock
Shopping just aint fun
A huge pain in the bum

Working on a weekend

oh it sucks you know,
it ain't much fun,
missin chances.....
to get real drunk,
ya miss yer mates,
a good night out,
workin weekends,
makes me shout


Cheesey Smiles

hey paula,
hey fry,
i liked yer poems,
they made me smile

Cheesey Smiles raise my spirits,
Have a good laugh while I write these lyrics,
Nothing better than telling a joke,
And seeing a cheesey smirk off the nearest bloke.
Cheesey smiles appear when you're trying not to laugh,
When someone is messing around behind you boss's back.

So people, whether you're having a lazy day or being a busy bee,
Sit down and give yourself a cheesey smile, this one's on me!

Fence Pannels

well there's a topic of interest for me!!
they're really quite useful, if a fence you do need,
or you could use em for smackin yer chum on the rear,
after drinkin copious amounts of beer.
but really and truly i think they are crap,
if it means buildin fences someone else can do that,
for DIY and da hippes don't get on,
I blow lots of fuses and things don't stay on!
so if you've got yerself panels and you'd like them assembled,
don't bring them near me for it would only make me tremble!!

Ginger Nuts

my heads too pickled,
a bit like fry's,
can't think of lines,
thought is denied,
so babblin on,
a bit like kayles,
too much beer,
am off the rails.

You gotta love hippes
A smile he brings to our lips
He makes me smile and laugh
Even if iv had a bad day with the gaff
So to my pal gaz
Whether ur surname is o'brian or mcbride
As ur friend i have pride




*wipes brown residue off nose*

welllllllllll fryyyyyyyyyyy......wot can I say????
I can seeeeeee...........that you're happy and gaaayyyyy,
this looooooove........so wrong in many waaayyyyssss,
all i can dooooooooo..........i think is run awaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
but the feelings that we have,
so true and so real,
it makes it all right
in the way that i feeeeeelll
as wrong as this poem,
we really must stop,
i much prefer angels,
coz they are so hot

awwwwwwww .....but ya gotta lay off the beer m8 lol
they gotta be the worst beer goggles ever!!!!!!

from queries somewhere.........started commentin and then just lost it lol

in agreement with pass shot option, especially in straight,
but i think it's in another thread, and not this debate,
so to hell with this..........am gonna head off,
good luck with yer idea..........don't ya just love the Hoff??!!!!

well i couldn't just leave it there!

sowwwweeeeeeeeeee

You've probably all wondered where I have been,
Well I've been really busy, if you know what I mean,
Started to do some surveys online,
Just as something to pass the time,
It's also something to make some cash,
But not enough for a car that looks flash,
Food and drink and music and shoes,
I love being paid to air my views,
It takes some time and the work is hard,
But in the end I get a free gift card,
To spend at Boots, Tesco or Game,
And treat myself to a big brand-name,
They'll also be handy at Christmas time,
Buy everyone's presents without spending a dime!

Ginger nuts are lush
Eat a whole pack at a push
But ginger nut men
Are crazy in gen


Pillow cases

Pillow case, oh pillow case so lovely and warm,
Give me protection from the bad winter storm,
Let me lie on you and start counting sheep,
You're lovely and soft and you send me to sleep.


Joke

Here's a joke you'll never forget
About your mom and how we met
We slipped and slid across the floor
She banged her head against the wall
I banged mine too which caused a cry
9 months later......A bundle of joy

Banging