too slow

Weekends for me are dull and boring
Work everyone..so very choring
Whether it's christmas or any other date
People still want food on their plate


Badminton

Haha well played Fry!

It's like Tennis but faster,
When I was a kid I was the master.
The nets are higher and the rackets thinner,
Only one of you can be the winner.
Play a shot that's hard as rock,
"Oi you!" Hands off my shuttlecock!

I know it's lame but that was a tough one lol.

France

welcome back fry!
am so glad to see,
yer comin along,
to help jimmy and me,
the poems keep comin,
the titles do too,
the poem thread really,
was lonely.....without you

good to have ya back m8 x

OK that has naff all to do with France

France is the home of the Eiffel Tower
A big European Power
They eat baguettes and snails
And cheat at football if all else fails

Darts

yes fry you are right for once,
it seems yer brain cell works!
everyone had worked that out......
coz they ain't flippin berks!!!

if indeed it had of been,
i might have mentioned a tower,
but obviously it doesn't,
just said i miss yer power xxx

Ok mr window pane
No need to go insane
I just had a poetic dry patch
My head i did scratch

But thanks for the rhyme
Bet it took u alot of time

Darts is the best sport I know,
Where you can drink a beer and have a throw,
Been playing well, need bigger fish to fry,
There ya go, just checked out on Bullseye.
180 here and a 180 there,
I'm hitting 9 darters without even a care!
You can go professional and earn a buck,
Come on guys let's have a chuck!

Smoking

smoking helps the tension,
it stops me crackin up,
a ciggie helps me feel better,
with a coffee nice and hot.

they tell me it ain't good for me,
I know I ain't that thick!!
there's something bad in everything,
even bottled water can make ya sick!!

so everyone has their poisons,
be it cigarettes or booze,
at least we have the freedom here,
to do the things we choose.

and yes it may be frowned upon,
non smokers can be a pain,
i see them smile on the other side,
while I'm out smokin in the rain.

Flying

Only flown with jet2
But I got home....phew
Flying high in the clouds
No pushing through crowds

Anyway im finding this tricky
My mind has gone sticky
So i will finish it here
And crack open another beer

Sand

sand is amazin,
sand is good fun,
except when yer frisky,
it gets stuck round yer bum!
little ones building castles,
or dig a hole for yer dad,
a day down the beach,
will make most people glad

Car Crash

Oh man cant stop laughing at that haha

Car crash iv only had one
Driving along, suddenly road was gone
Drove backwards into a ditch
Jogged home...gave me a stitch
Rung my mate to pull car out with a tractor
After that faithful night...the beast had no X factor

Horses

Where would a Knight be without his noble steed?
Probably sat at home smoking weed!
I like celebrity horses like Shergar and Red Rum,
Would certainly fancy his odds at 10 to 1.
Riot police use horses as much as they can,
Grabbing hold of looters and shoving 'em in the van.
"Daddy, Daddy! I want a pony!"
No wonder horses wanna be lonely.

Television

lmao at our kenny,
he's set his sights real high,
ideas about his own site,
i think he's running dry!!
so come on all you ladies,
with pics and cams galore,
come visit kenny's funkydrool,
he really wants to score.

lmfaoooooooooooo at the speed of the rhyming!!!!

hippes you have been added as 'admin' to the new site tbh


xxxx

TV is great
Can watch it early or late
Entertains when your in a bore
Helps you if you want to snore
Filled with rubbish soaps
All acted out by lots of dopes

Sport, films and other things
Part of the magic TV brings

Music]

Gizza poem Ken!


Music to me is like a good mate
Makes my mood go really great
And when im out in town til late
The dancefloor to hit i cannot wait!!!!



FEET

Feet are ugly, feet smell
How can there be a fetish..sum1 please tell
they get blisters after a long walk
Havin to scrape off dead skin with a fork

Having to paint ur nails if ur a girl
Suprised the smell dont make u hurl
But at least u can get a piggy back
If the lad thinks it will end up in the sack

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