I have to admit that I am not a big fan,
Of that drink that comes in a little green can,
I've tried it once or maybe twice,
But there's other beers that taste more nice,
Their adverts are good but that's about it,
Cause unfortunately Carlsberg tastes like ....,
So keep yer 'berg and gimme a Bud,
While I sit and chill with some Puddle Of Mudd!


My favourite band

Edited at 02:44 Mon 30/05/11 (BST)

my favourite band is too difficult for me,
so many to choose from here's a list so ya see,
pink floyd are amazin a style out on their own,
lynyrd skynyrd's another love the ballad of curtis loew,
oasis and the verve, so many tracks to be heard,
and then yer man bruno catchin grenades....he's absurd,
frank zappa's another! totally weird and quite fun,
it's really too hard....can't pick my favourite one,
there's more that i've missed just can't fit them in,
jimi, eric, snow patrol, coldplay, beatles.....now every1 sing!!
someone else can have a go now coz i wrecked this one,
even tho we all know that it's all just for fun.



Fun and Games

I know a place where people go,
Where fun and laughter and friendships grow,
A little place to have a good time,
Posting words and stories and even a rhyme,
Link-a-Word, Time Holders and Guess The Song too,
You never know who'll Kick or Kiss you,
It's filled with lovely guys and dames,
That wonderful place called Fun and Games



Friends

Edited at 12:49 Mon 30/05/11 (BST)

Friends these days are hard to find
Im happy with mine, they are kind
There to lend me a helping hand
To me they are just totally grand
Our weekends are fun and crazy
Drinking loads but by Mon were lazy
No one can beat my best mate
She really is truly great
As this poem nears its end
My advice ~ get a best friend





Cream Eggs

BUMPED!!!

they're goo-ey they're sweet,
summit i juss love to eat,
i eat mine in one go,
a really nice treat,
but the one thing i want,
right now more than a 'feg',
is one that's much bigger.......
bout the size of an Easter Egg!



Tiddlywinks

I'm a good poet, words aren't hard to find,
But Gaz, I'm no lyrical mastermind!
Why do you give me subjects that are hard to think?
Man, how the hell do I write a poem about [b]Tiddlywinks[/b]????

[:P][;)]

[b][u]The perfect day[/b][/u]

the perfect day,
is nearly here,
just with you,
and maybe a beer.
to hear your heart,
and feel your breath,
to stay even longer,
would be the best.
we'll make the most,
of what we'll get,
coz babe my love,
you ain't feelin yet.



Nineteen

Nineteen was my birthday of last,
Plenty of beer and plenty of friends, the night went fast.
Nineteen is not a number that stands out like a million,
Or a thousand, a hundred or even a billion.
It's not a number that you call the best,
But it's just as important as all the rest.

Gaz stop making silly catagories you're really making me think,
I have to stop every five minutes just for a drink!

[b][u]Dutch[/b][/u]

dutch courage could be just what i need,
can't get there quick enough...need more speed,
am feelin the nerves but i just can't wait,
and then finally it'll happen and am sure willl be great.

Wheres the next title i sit and wonder
How am i meant to compose
Unless the Ville HIppy
Is being Dippy
An keeping us lot on our toes!!





TOES

Without fists we couldn't fight,
Without fingers we couldn't write.
Without tongues we couldn't talk,
Without toes we couldn't walk.
These are essential factors we need everyday,
Without them we would just sit and decay.

We need coats for when it rains,
Plasters to hide the pain,
Everyone of us is the same,
There's no advantage left to gain.

Socks and shoes on our feet,
Cushions to take a seat,
Chocolate for a treat,
Don't let it rot your teeth!

[b][u]Spending Spree[/b][/u]

Oh what a title thats left from thee
Fabulous subject dear Jimmy efc
The one to do it, yeah its me
I cant resist a good spending spree

I love to go and shop shop shop
To buy clothes for when i bop :P
Browsing the shops until i drop
Its a habit that i cannot stop!

Retail Therapy, oh boy its great
Off my mind it takes some weight
I can shop until its really late
Its better when im with a mate






Smileys

Smiley's are great to express my emotions,
I tend to use this [:(] when I run out of suntan lotion.
Some are happy, some are sad,
Some are great, others are bad.
The more happy ones you use, the happier you'll become,
The more sad one's you use it will make you feel glum.
I like the winking ones cause I'm a cheeky monkey,
Smileys on pool balls? We must be on Funky.[;)]

[b][u]Breaking the Law[/b][/u]

Get posting!

I would never break the law
Im a nice girl you see
Plus me mum would break me jaw
And me dad well he'd dis-own me!!!


(Ive just pmsl @ meself typing that hahahaha)



LAUGHING

Laughing at your previous post,
It is funny, you're right to boast.
I love doing practical jokes,
Like calling the police and making hoax!

"He who laughs like little girl" would be my native name,
I know we all do it cause we're all the same,
Laugh until you fall from the tips of your toes,
Laugh until you start squirting milk from your nose!

Make a name for yourself

Waiting for the tourny, i'll write a rhyme
Something too help pass the time
Maybe i'll win it,and have my 2nd torny trophy on the shelf
That'll help make a name for myself

England

Im English and proud,
I'm not afraid to shout it out loud.
Us English make the best things, from cups of tea,
To a full English breaky!

I love my country and always will,
But the population is beginning to fill.
With people from overseas,
Taking all our priorities!
No more can we celebrate christmas,
Because people find it too offensive?
The governments turning my Country into a laughing stock,
Shut the door to these people and keep it locked.

hallo i'm back its been some time,
since ive been on and written a rhyme,
so seein as yer all severely lackin,
we need some poems so lets get crackin!

Friar Tuck