iv been reading all the poems and most of thems ok
but all the ones from bud delight me evry day
you certaintly have a talent a gift in wat you write
no one can compete with you ur poems do delight
although reading through them a girl hu writes them to
is a gorgeous stunner you should write for her a few
justsumgirl is her name and boy does she look sweet
start composing one for her then theres a chance you could meet
with your talent and her looks the world will open wide
just compose a poem for her and make her feel some pride

you say i aint right, and me bird's in a whirl,
gawd love her she might hear from just some girl,
plenty of warnin i'll just have to give,
plenty of warnin about justsomediv
but really and truely its so plain to see,
she couldn't be right if she's set up with me,
would not be too long until she's had her fill......
stuck in a rut in the land of hippesville!!!!!!

xxx

she in a flap shes all upset
she been so moody shes just so wet
cant talk wont talk she moans all day
that is why i must stay away
pm me chat 2 me is wat she said
i said ok then she slaps my head
rumours spreading all about thee
i confronted him she piks on me
stay out butt out of my affairs
i said im helping she said beware
i dont want you to help me
i can deal with him that guy - - -

(LMAO Hippes)

Well done Hippy and h20fool
Keep on postin, ya poems are cool
Can one of you do a rhyme for me
Make it good and all christmassy

the season is upon us,
the spirit is here,
but aint just bout vodka,
there's cider and beer!
xmas parties for kiddies,
some for us too,
gettin sooo drunk,
and prob sick too!

so get all yer prezzies,
and send all yer cards,
catch up with loved ones,
who've come home from afar,
this time is so special,
don't forget anyone,
so paula, drink and be merry,
and have lotsa fun

santas got more presents but none of them for me
i only wantd justsumgirl beside my christmas tree
if onli she could be next to the christmas star
ppl would come and see my tree from near and afar
tinsel lights decorations to shine upon my tree
but santa im wishing u got justsumgirl for me
merry christmas j s g

here's one for a friend of mine,
she's gone away it's xmas time,
birthday wishes from Mr Hippes,
to baby_bunny *hug and kiss*
she will be back or so she said,
i told her she'd to visit this thread,
so now my promise has been kept,
anuva year older our bunny wept!!!


happy birthday bun x

Merry Xmas

4 more days until Santa appears
Bringing kids presents & adults some beers
Well I say "some" Its more like a "load"
Whisky and wine, keep us warm in the cold

Infact...Its not Santa, who brings the fiz
Its purchased from Asda, from a lady called Liz
But Im going off the subject, What its all about
I dont want children, Having any doubt

Then again Is it REALLY a crime
To tell the truth instead of lyin?
I mean, Who really believes he flys a slay
Around the world before christmas day

Drinking your milk and scoffing your pie's
Then filling red stocking's for girls and boys
Enough is said I rest my case
This man called Santa is a waste of space

Now thats settled I hope you enjoy
This wonderful time that is passing us by
Merry Xmas to everyone, even the bores
From Me, Rudolf, and Missus Claus...

there is no doubt i am the best
bud and me are better than the rest
hippy tries but there just so bland
h20 has the finese the best in the land
the words i write mean so much
all ov urs is way out of touch
you try 2 impress but just give in
h20 is the best hes number yin (1)

to whom it may concern.........

on funkypool there are many's a thread,
and one of our faves, Fun 'n' Games,
from guessin to wordwise and allsortsa things,
the games all have different names.

so if YOU should decide to post,
be sure to know wot yer at,
for if ya check wots above and figure it out,
YOU won't look like such a flippin pratt.

just seeing that ugly face
makes mine look so bright
stay indoors hippy m8
dont give the kids a fright
woooooo its a monster

santas sleigh has broken do wat will he do now
the children present is in his sack
he will ask his friend hippy 2 put them on his back
santa santa paint my nose just like our rudolph deer
and santa if im pulling this you better av some beer
rift pardon me santa lot of wind

WOOOOOOOOOO Brill poems there ppl

Go ed Pit! Ya back!!


Hope your holiday is full of cheer
Eating choc and drinking beer
Singin, dancin an havin a snog
Stuffing ya face with yuletide log
See ya loved ones share a gift
Make sure nights out ya have a lift
Tinsel draping round your bod
House gets full so yaint on ya tod!!
Anyway guys im off for now
So i'll end this poem somehow
If you go out mind ya dont fall
Heres wishin a Merry Xmas to all



Luv Paula

lmao yer not so brave,
at least i aint so shy,
so listen bud keep yers away,
don't make us poolers cry

did these on snooks and thot i'd share......

don't worry paula there's no need for tears,
yer good friend hippesville has just appeared,
the poems you crave are mine to create,
am sorry it's so long that you've had to wait!

in the season of christmas and time of good will,
with snow falling fast you can really feel the chill,
so just spare a thought for all those around,
who just like our hippesville is short of a pound

merry xmas to yawl,
and keep er lit!
be careful on those roads,
coz there aint much grit,
please give generously,
and think of other folk,
they may not be so lucky,
be hungry, homeless or broke.

tweeked a tad too

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an Egg
The Batmobile Lost a Wheel
And Joker got away

so i guess its all over,
all presents been opened,
the dinners been had,
and some beers now am floatin,
so i just hope that you,
all had a great time,
yer presents wot ya wanted,
yer families all fine.

just less than a year,
til it hits us again,
gettin the presents,
is my biggest pain,
findin the time,
and figurin out,
wot to buy who.....
and endin up with nowt!!!

so i'll try to be good,
and maybe buy at least one,
coz not a shop did i visit,
missed the shoppin chaos and fun,
i just handed out cash,
as lazy as it may be,
the main thing is that everyone,
is loved, healthy and happy.

omg wot keek do i write,
it must be the effects of havin late nights,
will stop right now and give ya's some peace,
the writing for now at this point will now cease

The new year is fast approaching!

We think of all the months gone by,
rememberin the good, the bad and all the joy.
as 2010 comes to an end,
we think of all our family n friends.

Then we think of whats to come..
A party! and maybe some Rum!!
Sing and dance, Listen to trance.

Ten..Nine.. Eight. Seven. Six. Five four three two one!
Yell n scream! The Countdown is done..

HAPPY NEW YEARS FUNKYPOOLERS!!

if only real life was as simple as this,
i reckon its a game anyway,
with difficult things, like dilemmas to solve,
real life things that don't go away.

so to come on to here and make some new chums,
and generally have a good laugh,
it's so simple you see and is easy for me,
coz on here you don't get much crap!!

coooommmmmeeeeeeeee onnnnnnnnnnnnnn ffs!!!

give us a poem or give us a rhyme,
it won't take up that much of yer time,
just give it a whirl and you might discover,
it could be real easy and cause ya no bovver