i was playin a final in pool,
i can play i aint no funky-fool,
but a lag gets ya down,
slows ya up like a clown,
makes ya play like a complete and utter tool!!!!!

Hello 2011 =)


Boy oh boy what a night,
Started out with a tree burnin 'a light!
some drunken kids with fireworks n pi*s,
lit her up n heard er hiss.

But as the night went on,
twas a bash! partyin n singin
till everyone crashed.

Now im hungover n bored of this rhyme..
So maybe well give it a whirl next time

nice 1 cat

a new year is upon us,
2011 is here,
many saw it arrive,
drinkin spirits or beer.

did you sing out at midnight,
did ya hug and kiss friends,
did ya stay with yer family,
together for beginning and end.

no matter how you did it,
i hope you all had fun,
and best wishes to all at funky,
hope this years an excellent one.

to everybody at funkypool
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

So mr hipps u want me ta rhyme,
ill give it a go, just this one time =P
Dont be expectant n dont be sad,
Whether my rhymes r good or bad..
for i am a rookie n ur a pro,
now im jus ranting so i shall go!
Have some fun, play some funkypool
just dont turn into a funky-fool =P

G'night funky-poolers!

A new year upon us and this threads still here
And long may it live, year after year
I once made a promise to someone i know
I said id not let this thread die and go
So once again i thank you lot out there
For keeping it going not stripping it bare
Id still like to see more poems and verse
As its such a good way for us to converse


~Paula~


Keep er going

keep her going dear paula has no class,
it sounds just so daft and so crass,
the phrase that you require,
said over here between gunfire,
is keep er lit so stop talkin out yer.........

lovin yer poem paula

la la la i cant think of one,
were the hell have i gone,
loads of poems to be said,
but think i should keep mine to myself instead......




i just CANT think of one lol

hmmmmmmm

don't be shy just have yer say,
we aint lookin for no masterpiece,
just write it down and give it a whirl,
and share with us yer literal release!

For Hippes

So many shocks in the football this season,
Small teams doing well, it's rather pleasin',
A 4-0 thrashing at West Ham United,
When I heard of that I was really excited,
Striker Wayne Rooney is currently off form,
Reminds me of Shrek but that's just the norm,
At the top of the league United sit pretty,
But oh how I wish it was Manchester City!

Nice one Smurfy :D








Well i have no clue dear Hippes you see
What 'keep er lit' means to thee

So i used 'keep er going' instead
Thought it was good for this thread

So unless you'd kindly explain please
What it means, and for real dont tease

I would then understand your wit
And post your saying keep er lit !

oh paula it seems u need educated my dear,
would love to do it over a beer,
but wot you said there means exactly the same,
it's just sounds so dodgy but lil ole u i wont blame.

you gotta come over and listen to us,
we're sound as a pound and in me u can trust,
for some of our sayins would shock ya am sure,
and maybe me too if you shared some of yours.

educatin you poolers may take a long time,
if the money is right i'll do it, that's fine,
coz yer crass, not really, but i'll share wot it means,
just anuva word for stupid, nothing terrible ya see?

so i'll leave it at that and give yer listeners peace,
you'll prob all laugh at me until ya do crease,
when i say that i mean that yer laughin AT moi!
in my rhymin composition coz tis the biggest pile of crap.

gaz x

if yer team weren't prima donnas,
ya's may do real well,
but unfortunately m8,
there heads seem to swell!!
mancini loves carlos!!
adebayor loves toure,
they can't seem to control it,
and let rip with their fury!!

try and keep up m8

Best Job In The World
how many managers are in the sack race,
the pressures of football just look at Fergie's face!
but it must be best in the world to be sacked,
just look at old Rafa now he's got it cracked!

he's lost 2 jobs in less than a year,
and had 2 great pay offs think his overdraft is clear!!!!
so if i come back again a manager i will be,
lose some games, get the sack and then take the money

Nice1 Hipp

Sleep...sleep, when will you come
Im sitting here alive but numb
Awaiting for the sheeps to play
dreaming while I snore away

Coughing's taking over now
I guess Ill sit up more but how?
I need my sleep but wide awake
I dont know how much more ill take

<Beep> it ill go rest upstairs
Hoping I dont get nightmares
Cos if I do then I might flip
and kick the wall like last nights "kip"! Lol!

Great poems guys!!! More from you Pit!!!


Come over and listen to 'us' you say
Where ya from then? I'll be on me way
But do i really need someone like you
To educated me for a penny or 2
Ya see us scousers have some humour
Its all so true our wit is no rumour
So maybe my dear i'll save some cash
When you visit me cos your talk is trash

:O :D

come to Belfast and enjoy the craic,
once yer here ya won't go back,
our peeps are great we love our booze,
no time to stop, no time to snooze

Belfast? Are ya joking me fool
The place to be is Liverpool
Our peeps are great we love our food
To work it off we get in the mood



Hahaha Woooooooooooooo!!

yeah thats a word i didnt think ya knew,
work i thot in Liverpool wasn't somethin ya do!!
but that type of work i would gladly share,
so gimme a shout if there's any goin spare

Im lmao at that rhyming reply
God loves a man who's willin to try
But that type of work comes at a cost
An i aint talking trackies called Lacost!

am gettin impression u must be high class,
so it must take some money to check out yer ,
may go to liverpool to get me some tips,
learn how to 'borrow' from an experts lips.