Kim? lol

so angelic,
am thinkin not,
but really think so cool,
that friendly with,
a guy like me,
here on funkypool.

so anyway,
Happy Birthday!!!
and have an awesome time,
best wishes and big cheeser,
are sent in with this rhyme

it appears that iv been reported by ppl that i play
they think its alryt to abuse me and then run away
but when i try to pm and tell them wat i think
they run and tell admin to try to cause a stink
bud bud it was him he was very bad
i won the game fairly then he got mad
he called me names and other things
and they he said ur a cheat
i said i won bud just go and accept defeat
dedicated to all my friends who i onli have fun with

its a few day since i wrote a poem,
i feel like iv left use alone,
i wrote a poem on the down low,
but spoonie must think im in the snow,
yes it is for kimmy ,hope u dont mind,
il do my best to find my perfect kind,
yes shes awsome ,she is the best ,
in my opinion way better than the rest,
use do all know im makin her smile ,
cos its only use she runs away a mile.

Aww

Some great poems here


I made meself a snowman,
As perfect as can be
I thought id keep it as a pet,
An let it sleep with me
I made it some pyjama's
And a pillow for its head
But last night it flippin melted
And peed all over me bed!

five days since i been writin,
the nonsense and the crap,
just thiught i'd give ya's all a rest,
but that's the end of that.

somethin for the weekend,
not for me coz i gotta work,
i hope ya's all enjoy yerselves,
i won't and that's a cert

a chat room u say,
i believe it to be lies,
coz the chat in here now,
makes me wanna close my eyes!!!!

Edited at 14:18 Sat 11/12/10 (GMT)

xmas a comin,
shoppin to do,
need an extra day,
just to get summit for YOU!

wotever i get,
will prob be wrong,
some things never change,
and xmas.........is toooooo long lol

merry christmas to all ye funky-poolers

well i hope my present is sumthing nice,
certainly not summit u made from ice,
it can be anythin small or big,
just as long its not a wig ,
im not bald yet,thou it wont be long,
well u know the word that rhymes wit long
my girl can wear it as long as it suits,
dont forget the leather matchin boots.

Edited at 01:30 Mon 13/12/10 (GMT)

S'me innit? *claps dead loud loadsa times*


'Twill he get me for Xmas this Mr Hippy
Maybe a sled cos outside is slippy
He may even get me a scarf and some gloves
Cos i know its me he secretly luvs
What if he buys me something sincere :O
Like gold or diamonds for in me ear
I'll have to save to get him a prize
But what do ya buy for someone so wise
Maybe a pen to continue his rhymes
Or maybe a bell - does he like chimes?
Oh i dunno we'll just wait an see
I might even wrap up and present him with me

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

lmao at someone so wise,
ya just made me laugh and bring tears to my eyes,
and as for stickin some jewels in yer ears??!!!
think i'd rather spend it on cider and beer
so i think i shall ponder and get it just right,
for if u appear under my tree all wrapped up so tight,
somethin so special for a girl in my heart,
a kiss on the cheek and and some clothes for a start!

happy christmas paula xxx

it's been one of those days,
where the work gets ya down,
oters are messin and actin like clowns,
the pressure soon rises,
you may lose yer cool,
its the ups and the downs when ya still go to school

from snooks coz i got pee-ed off!.......

omg got called fake,
there's no way ffs!
am a pool player that visits,
not here to take any of yer hits,
yes am good and i like it,
but wind yer neck in,
tis my one and only user,
u can check with mods or admin!

disgruntled hippesville at accusation of fake newbie

Aw hope ur day got better...
Rise above it Hippes rise above it...






There was me being ever so nice
Was willin to be as cold as ice
Just in a bow and under ya tree
As a surprise and just for thee
But so much for my Xmas cheer
You rather have ya cider and beer
Well thankyou Hippy ponder no more
For i am heading right out the door ! ! ! ! !








Happy Xmas to you too Hippes

lol am sure we could come to some sort of arrangement lol

a very merry xmas to you to m'dear xxx

Too late now ive changed me mind
I got fed up with being kind
I mean, come on Hippes ya let me go
Had the chance but you were slow
So because of that ive had to go
And buy a load of misteltoe
To dangle freely above me head
And kiss some other man instead


Mwhahahahaaaaaaaaaa

lmao they're welcome to ya,
for ive had my fill!
any more of yer nonsense,
i'd end up mentally ill!
so gawd help the fella,
that ends up with you,
another on the bedpost, that ya spit out and chew!!!!!

Ive pmsl at that there reply
No notched bedpost, am actually shy
I was just tryna be funny you see
But you turned it round back onto me
Fair play to you cos i like your style
Very quick witted its best by a mile
But leave me fella outta this fight
Or i'll ring ya girl one late night
I'll tell her you need to see a quack
B4 i end up givin you a smack
Then when her heads all in a whirl
I'll calmly say..oh im just some girl


WHOOP! haha sleep well Hippes

hi im bob
i know its dark outside
yes but in my car
im going for a ride
i know ive done things in the past
farewell my stats

farewell my grandad
died at 86
i will allways remember you in my heart
i will meet you soon in heaven


so i say hi too funky
to gain a new family
i see many people
so nice too me
like dave we have a laugh and a joke
but never get serious