esiotrot, esiotrot who ever a heard of an esiotrot?
is it a bird or a type of rock?
maybe it lives in a flock?
could it be a chimpanzee?
or maybe a type of cheese?
esiotrot is a bit of a mystery,
unless its just me,
gettin it all wrong,
'cause the cats got my tongue,
because you see esiotrot
is not quite as unusual as it seems.
just look backwards and youll see,
esiotrot is a...

TORTOISE

Edited at 20:44 Thu 02/12/10 (GMT)

angels all around the world
some good and some are bad,
the eyes are always there ya see,
but vision must be bad!!!


cant use a word instead of bum,
now come on mods its only fun,
not meant no harm or cause offense,
was just used talkin bout my friend

The firing squad is my clan,
our VC is a man called dan,
mike won the str8 turny,welsh won nine ball,
now theres one up for u all
i lost in UK final to andy ,
he was in a hurry to leave ,
his misses was very randy ,
best not think about it or i will heave

so welsh won 9 and mike won straight,
poor fran ya know got stuffed at 8,
its sad to hear it makes me cry,
the only way is with a bye.

ur very cute for a bloke called hippy,
tone down a bit and borrow this lippy,
im sure itll suit ya,shines very well,
need any help applyin, give kimmy a bell

to be like bud you need class
not just in ur looks or the way u hold ur glass
style panache to name just a few
buds got the lot so follow the queue
buds got the xfactor in the way he moves
to see him dance in his stylish shoes
he glides around with travolta moves
gliding and moving his hips to and fro
girls follow bud werever he goes xxx
thank you girls god bless ya

it appears that shes been texting anuther guy
i thot i knew her but i dont kno why
shes been chatting and joking but iv just found out
that wen im not on there muckin about
they havnt cuddled or even kissed
but wen im not on im never missed
its a shame i kno but life goes on
funky is here so i wont b gone long
woo hoo ,

my poems i write are onli just words
there is no resemblense to guys or burds
if you cant enjoy the poetry or even the ryhmes
u need 2 remember its a laff not a crime
my heart wasnt broken or even lost tears
im happi doing this drinkin my beers
, ANNOUNCEMENT no characters have been harmed or insulted in the buds poetry sessions books now on sale via funkypool website

jeremy kyles on tv but he cant help most folk
most ppl on here are a bit of a joke
they sit at there pc lining up shots
thinkin there osullivan potting the lot
but in reality they hide behind a name
forgetting that funky is onli a game
they sit with there chalk glass of water and stool
but if they miss a shot they roar like a fool
they say gg but there absolutely mad
the fact that they lost wen they said opponent was bad
wen they lose in the final they try 2 move on
but talk about you wen u are gone
they kick the table and

im sick of these poems i need 2 stop
my brain is in riddles like emmerdale shop
i feel like sam from the dingle clan
but hes so silly a waste of a man
i think im quite like him infact were a pair
the 1 onli difrence is i have more hair
i kno that im stupid and even a clown
so me and sam should go 2 the town
dancing and drinking and looking for paddy
the vet in the soap isnt a baddy
marlons our m8 but looks a bit funni
never got cash spends my money
so wen we go home we get a cab
im left 2 pay well i supose im not that bad

i really like the jungle that programme on tv
if i was in it id take along with me
some1 from newcastle forget ant an dec
this super duper beauty with a lovely set ov pecs
he really makes me smile wen i hear hes in a game
its so unfair that i dont even kno there name
all i kno is its newcastle and plays pool like a champ
but this person from newcastle thinks i am a tramp

when im feeling down,
i try to laugh like a clown,
with their funny ways,
would keep me laughing for days,
their painted faces all around,
having fun in the playground,
maybe ill join in with them,
and never feel so down again.

i kno a girl called angeleyes i think it might b kate
shes really very popular infact i think shes great
evrytime i say hi she answers with ello
its so nice to see her answer she dozent say just blow
some ppl can b nasty but kate she never is
she always takes time and says how ur day u been biz
i tell her iv been working so glad 2 b back home
its 2 cold 2 b outside like a garden gnome
she mingles in the chat room talks to all her friends
never ever cheeky nor tells them things must end
so all i can say 2 kate ur an asset to this site
and wen santa comes at chrimbo he gets ur presents right
merry chrimbo katexxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

baby bunny is pure fun
she hops around cause she cant run
she eats a carrot day by day
to keep her fit to hop away
she looks around cause the fox will eat
baby bunny for her meat
but shes so fast like a tennis ball
the fox wont catch her not at all
sly old character that fox wats up doc

into the light i went tonight,
a shot from hippy that did it - thats right,
right in my heart and never forgotten,
but ill make that stew so rotten,
poisioned and wriggled with fleas,
itll make them beg on their knees,
RIP Bunny theyll all say,
but im looking down on them today!

oh my god im still here ,
damn im always drinkin beer,
there is 1 girl on here i fear,
id better watch i do not lear,
i wud tell u all her name ,
but that will put me in the frame,
i cant say how much shes addored,
if she finds out il be floored,
so if she reads this it will be no shame,
that me myself will tell her my name,
she knows who she is if she reads this,
honestly hunny i only want one KISS.

the christmas cracker i wanna pull
is a gorgeous woman hu plays great pool
she sweet she tidy shes incomplete
i wanna b her guy but im her freak
sometimes she weakens and sends me a kiss
both most of the time she likes to get pisd
she means no harm and chews beef jerky
but on christmas day i wont b with her eating turkey
i asked her if i could get her a surprise
she replied just go and dry ur eyes
ur a creep a freak a pest as well
do me a favour and get to h ell
merry christmas special woman xx

am quite happy really pleased,
funkypool appeals to me,
some great friends and teams galore,
when i come on i'm never bored!

Hello you lot how have ya's been
Ive not read back and i feel mean
Its cos theres lots to go through
But i'll manage it i promise you
I'll read every single word
Hoping i see nothing absurd
Happy rhymes to make me smile
Cos it really has been a while

i have a friend hus birthday is drawing ever near
and infact it wasnt long since the same time last year
they dont feel any older less handsome or worse at pool
but the day will come and pass just anuther day at school
there really very special and likes 2 joke in chat
never any bother and never cheeky back
but now there abit older they think the looks have gone
but you this special person you kno that you are wrong
happy birthday from all at funkypool