hahaha



Not really you know some girl i am just
Though i'll admit after me i would lust :O
Im not expensive in fact am quite cheap
Im sure that 10p will get you a peep!!

if uve done that laughin then it aint no surprise,
that yer dear at 10p so paula dry yer eyes,
can tell that yer dressed in a shell suit and bling,
4 kids to 4 fellas (4x4) and not even a ring.

Oh am pmsl!!!

I lost me tracky in the baths one day
Blings in the pawnshop in Albert dock Bay
I'll dry me eyes but i bet it wont last
Cos i'll pmsl when i meet u in Belfast!!!

not the for the first time
and not for the last
got my posting rights
il enjoy like the past
now that im here
its time to have fun
hey paula
how are you hun

drunk attempt sounds good to me

WOOO WOOOOO ANT! (Ant? Phased etc?)

More More!!!!!!

so when are ya comin to the emerald isle,
drinkin with hippes and gettin beat at pool in style,
i no ya's are funny have met some scouse,
but never was brave enuff to bring em back to the house!!!

dont think i'm assumin or gettin ideas,
coz that aint gonna happen even after a few beers,
i just love yer rhymin you got lots of style,
much better than anyone here by a mile.

so just you keep at it and post yer delights,
i'll try and keep up with my usual........tripe,
yer poems are like free kicks (shhh lol), beckhams with curl,
and this is the reason that yer NOT justsumgirl.

poor old kayles be feelin left out,
nobodys writin a poem about,
the fact that she's special, the fact that she's great,
the fact that she's there for anyone on a plate!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue sugar is sweet and you could have been too, but the roses wilted the violets are dead the sugar turned lumpy and so has your head

Nice no talking! lol and WB!


Ahhhh dear Hippy yaint impressed me
I cant visit the isle to drink with thee
Cos youve just assumed an idea i got
Well no i never so youve had ya lot!!!

In fact thats it..am here no more
Your harsh words are leaving me raw
Insinuating i wanted to go to ur home
Pffftt you wish. id rather just roam!

I went down to the shop today, to buy me some chicken chips,
they're the yummiest things for snack, i could taste em on my lips.
But when i got there down the isle,
they were way too high =(
For i am short, the guy looked at me n left without a smile.
so i left in a huff with a trolly of stuff,
Now im miffed i didnt get em to taste upon my lips......
For i just love to snack on my yummy chicken chips!

Edited by forum moderator hothead_bob, at 11:14 Sun 16/01/11 (GMT)

Good one nzgal

can't think,
can't write,
if i do,
it will be.....sssssssssshhhhhhh

need direction,
need a goal,
when i get it,
save my soul.

sausage rolls,and,
chicken chips,
wee small measures,
for englands kids!

kayles and fry were chatting,
while mods were on a break,
the topic of constipation,
it came up ffs!
so fry then talked about a shower,
involving a giraffe,
those golden moments he can keep,
but i must admit i laughed!

so keep it clean behave yerself,
and kayles will be most happy,
as long as all is well and good,
and theres nothing in yer nappy.

very gud

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water, jill came down with half a crown and it wasnt for fetching water!

Little Boy Blue,
please cover your nose.
You sneezed on Miss Muffet
and ruined her clothes.
You sprayed Mother Hubbard
and now she is sick.
You put out the fire
on Jacks candle stick.
Your sneeze is the reason
why Humpty fell down.
You drenched Yankee Doodle
when he came to town.
The blind mice are angry!
The sheep are upset!
From now on use tissues
so no one gets wet!

I remember when i was at school
and i came across funkypool
i playd it all day and thought it was class
until 1 day someone decided to grass
so i punched and slapped him in his face
so i got marched to the headmasters office at such a pace
i knockd on the door and tried to be nice
then to my suprise i saw him on that very site
in the same gameroom where id already beat him twice

One day when i was baking
the Earth started shuddering and shaking
a few hours later i put the news on to see how it started
then i remembered i had farted

lmao fry m8 keep er lit!!!!

seems we've got a new boy,
he's doin a bit on our thread,
so a big welcome to fry,
who's come and had a try,
maybe now i can go to my bed!!

i hope ur happy with your self hipps
bcoz wen i finally went to bed all i could hear was my kitchen tap drips
bcozof u i went to bed at 5 in the mornin.
evry1 else in the house were already snorin.
i cursed ur name time and again
when i woke up it was quarter past ten
i spoke to kate she said u were in bed
so in frustration i slappd my self in the head
.......

DAMN U

P.S thanks for the warm welcome