Funkpool is a pool site
tbh my pool is rather shhhh
the chat room will usually have a mod
an example of this is jimfaebod
watch ur language whether its evenin aftanoon or morning
or u may get booted without any warning

without any warning?! i think fry yer wrong,
don't make all our mods look out to be strong,
they'll give u some verbal and if u comply,
no further action and then they will smile,
but i do think it's funny when a plonker does show,
u can always see it comin that eejit will go,
then lumpy or jim or aaron or jo.........
will give a big boot, send them off with their toe

Marching on together
is a song the leeds fans will sing 4eva
win or lose
u will neva hear our boo's
home or away
our fans will go to watch them play
we are the mighty whites
we will follow you all days and all nights

MOT

I once got booted for nothing
It was meant to be a joke
But some people sent complaints
He got demoted poor bloke !!

I was posting about it laughing
I was totally unaware
That he was being told off
His demotion was unfair

I really did feel awful
The guilt i truely felt
If only that mod wouldve
Kept his boot under his belt



(True that yano..lol)

lol paula

i too have felt the wrath,
been booted in the bum,
was talkin bout a german bloke,
who liked carpet in his gums!!!

the mod was pretty decent,
in fact we get on well,
the name i can't remember,
so am afraid i cannot tell.

for all of 20 minutes,
my ban it felt soooo long,
especially as i had thought,
that i'd done nothin wrong.

but anyway it's in the past,
i've learnt my lesson now,
fun to be had, without bein bad,
and any bleedin rows.

LOL hippes funny funky moment that 1 was

u naughty person hipps
u shud have known betta 2 hav bad word come out ur lips
its being a long time since i got booted
it felt as if id being looted
was booted for a whole day
but now its in the past so hey

i aint been booted YET you see,
as i am just pleasent as pleasant as can be,
i know the mods n they r all fine,
but if i dont watch me lip ill be next in line :o

ha ha i been booted countless times,
over petty little crimes,
sorry mods i ll behave,
before i get booted to my grave,

damn these poems will never end!
starting to send me round the bend!
a new rhyme pops up everyday,
you guys got talent i must say

you've changed yer tune tis good to see,
for the abuse that you were throwin at me,
just keep er lit and stay well clear,
and let me play and enjoy my beer.

im so bored... my boy is still asleep.
maybe i should open the door and take a little peek?
but will it wake him and make him cry...
hmm what should i do- should i spy?

i wanna go for a walk and enjoy the sun,
but i dont wanna wake him- my poor little one.
uhhh what to do what to dooo,
the house is as clean as a soldiers shoe.

i guess ill have to wait this time.... this only wasted a minute this rhyme, maybe write another? HURRY UP N WAKE RILEZ <3 Love from your mother



Have fun yall

awesome poem Cat,
shut up Gar you Brat :)

Well eddie
it seems ur poetry skills r nice and steady
tis a shame
for mine aint the same
as 4 hipps
tighten ur lips
keep er lit
whilst i go 4 a shh

.

love the dot
hell of a shot
maybe a longer poem will be better
but i dare say it wont get my pants wetter
eddi3 hav a gud think
throw evrything at it as well as the kitchen sink

On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
And the Monkeys all say Boo!
Theres a Nang Nong Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the Mice go Clang!
And you just cant catch em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong!
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning!
Trees go Ping!
Nong Ning Nang!
The mice go Clang!

What a noisy place to belong,Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!

Spike Crazzyman,i like!

Rudely woken the other morning,
its 4 am damn i cant stop yawning,
my boss has called me out for a job,
but its so early he is such a knob!
i quickly jump in my car still half asleep,
i m thinking this job better not be cheap!
i start to drive down the road i m so tired,
but if i don't make it i could get fired,
so i start to speed past the legal limit,
i know it sounds bad but its in my spirit ;)
there better not be any cops around,
but its so early so i should be sound,
but something bad was about to happen,
a fox jumps out i would have never imagined,
i try to swerve but lose control!
i m really hoping the car doesn't roll,
the car fish tails and just misses a large tree,
my oh my oh lucky me!
i drive away with only a minor ding,
the fox lives and stares in the distance the lucky thing!
next time i ll know not to drive too fast,
because it just maybe my very last,
you know this poem is actually a true story,
and once my cars fixed i ll be in my glory =D

hehe a fox u say- made you swerve your car n sway,
but why not hit the fox- watch er crumple like a box.
no im kiddin im not thaat mean :p
that'd jus make it more effort to clean!
welp anyway! ive had my say... now im gonna go awayyyyy -.-

lolz byesss