sounds like u need 2 slow down
im guessin ur pants were a shade of brown
u shud kill ur speed
or u may end up been worm feed
maybe next time u will obey the law
but i would not as thats a bore.
wot wud ur friends and family say
if they knew how lucky u were to be still here 2day
im not telling u off
jusmake sure u dnt act like a fool like david hasselhoff :P

OH dear what to do ?
The poems thread has been filled with Poooo
No offence to those who care,
I'm sure the demented will stop and stare,
And leave our minds a little bare !!!

But for me , i miss the best ,
the ones who used to fill this thread .

You keep your distance,
I can't deny you.
I got the feeling, can't satisfy you.
I got your picture on the wall.
I got the picture long gone.

You keep your wishes,
I keep my feelings.
There goes another one that kept me breathing.
The things you told me,
To hear you speak.
I'm burning slowly,
I'm growing weak.
You bring me closer to, yesterday,
Yesterday's a million miles away.
Why can't you hear me?
Why can't I sleep?
And I don't understand what keeps me breathing.
I'm waiting for you.
I know you're leaving,
I'll still adore you,
You never need* me.
MY .. my heart just broke. i am sorry :(

no need chaos no need
now my heart begins to bleed
im sure its time 4 some new blood
jus give us time to get good
i dnt mind wot u think
cos i know that my poetry does stink

i wanna be with the one that i want,
to see and to feel wot its all about,
here i am lost and unsure of wots right,
just longin to be there and stay the night.

a drivin issue seems to be had,
does he drive like a woman....could he be that bad,
our eddie and his fox sounded like fun,
next time yer headin i advise u just run!

chaos_ has spoken and donna will reign,
our poor old aussie does seem to be in pain,
some poems for her aren't hapnin ya see,
but the 'write' to post is totally free!
she can have her opinion and say her bit,
entitled to say if she thinks it's not so good
to be honest i luvs her she's a legend on here,
one who ive sat with and shared many's a beer.

.....it was all a bit mad in chat today. conversation coulda been flyin........if u were BLIND!!!!!!! so,

umpy and jo i cant stick the pace,
theres really too much goin on in this place,
so better calm down coz there drink to be had,
i might be on later and go pretty mad!!!

hope all who go out do have a good time,
i plan to play real pool and drink me some wine,
so good luck to yawl i'll have one for you,
be good and be safe, wotever you do.

hipps ur pretty
so much so u make angelina jolie look shhhty
i never took u for a wine man
i assumed u were a cider fan

The weathers bad its rain,
i think ill go insane!!!
stuck inside with Ri
lookin out into the sky-
wondering if itll ease...
just enough for me to leave.

maybe i should do a rain dance??
sing to mothernature in a trance o.0
oh well eff it ill stay in..
For today! mothernature- YOU WIN!!!

Some good poems here each day
But now that Chaos has had her say
This one is especially for her
I dont want her mind left bare

Donna me love your kinda right
All great poets slipped outta sight
But just what can we do
When all thats left is a few

I try to do one when im here
A poem that is..(lol) am i clear
And when i do i try me best
To give this thread a bitta zest

This is not a dig at you
Its merely saying u r true
Talent is needed on here
Poets galore fun or sincere

I hope you like this little verse
But if you want you can curse
Although i think that by a mile
When youve read it u will smile

Ta daaaaaaaaa!

till the next time m8

sad news have heard a friend is lost,
he's takin a break from funkypool,
he's been a good m8 and opponent too,
and a team-mate called master_p00l.

he says he'll come and visit,
his threats don't mean that much ,
but will miss the craic and banter,
wanna wish ya the very best of luck

don't be a stranger m8

Hey Ya Big Jessie cheers for the Poem my mate
I wont be a stranger Ill log in i know you come on late
Farewell all i shall miss this site
i shall be back 12 months time or 6 if things get sh**e
All been a great bunch you know who you are
if you do come find me ill be in some stokie bar..


Farewell tonights my last night....!

Edited at 00:37 Mon 24/01/11 (GMT)

Thanks ~ JSG ~

Little miss muffet
sat on a tuffet , drinking ciders all day
along came a spider
who wanted to excite her
and asked if she wanted to play .

Then along came a witch
who was a big snitch
and had his account taken away
so now miss muffet sits on her tuffet
and sulks all day !!



Miss you hairylegs x

Good one Chaos :D


I wanna do a poem, but no words in mind
I'm gunna just ramble, see what my head finds
I'll just keep on typing, as i go along
May be just a short one, could end up too long
It may be full of jumble, loads of gobbeldydook
But at least its still a poem..am i off the hook?
Now who did i just ask, if im in the clear
Im typing on a forum and nobodys even here!
See i think im losing, it for talkin to meself
Is a flippin wonder, am not left on the shelf
Oh and talking of shelves, i need some shampoo
Maybe when i get some, i'll buy more than two!
Two is a nice number i like it better than 3
Three is overcrowding, its what they say ya see
Seeing is believing, its just what i believe
What am i going on about, maybe i should leave!
Leave for good? Cha think? Or go just for now
Hmm, you know the answer, yes ya do somehow
Thats it, im done here, just about to fin.....
Im only going, cos i do me own head in!!!!

Poor little miss_muffet
alas shes nomore
shes gone and got banned
turfed out the door

I only played her a few times
and won every time
she was quite a bad loser
and didn't half whine

She begged me for lessons
but she was so bad
i'm sure shes a blind girl
it was really quite sad

so good bye miss_tuffet
and please you take care
shame you never met chaos
you would of made an interesting pair.

Edited at 12:58 Tue 25/01/11 (GMT)

Your lucky im drunk , you little punk
and cant be fagged having my say.
Dont pick on the muff
she'll show you her tuff
and you will run away

LOL sad ^^^ twas all i could think off , i need me bed

Sad? SAD? Ive just nearly wee'd laughing at that! hahahahahaha

Sometime's when you cry no one see's your tears

Sometime's when you are in pain no one see's your hurt

Sometime's when you are worried no one see's your stress

Sometime's when you are happy no one see's your smile