work sucks,
bills a plenty,
need a drink,
will ya lend me a twenty,
funkypeople,
funkyways,
some do help me,
and others are strays.
so where, wot,
when and why,
if ya try to find it,
you'll probably cry.
so love it,
enjoy it,
and make it good fun,
life will be awesome and shine like the sun.

off nutters thread but like to post here too so apols if ya don't approve

oh gino oh gino it has to be said,
i did have a chuckle when i read this thread,
for the problem is solved and help has arrived,
hippesville is here yer no longer deprived!
so lo and behold liam's done well,
he's thrown my quiet life right back to hell,
so clan games are back and i promise yous this,
i luvs ya's all dearly.......and i'll try not to miss!!!!

i hear u all ask,
will my crap ever end,
over the edge,
all of u i will send!

why have you joined nutters you twit
playing with liam its steph who you want a bit
you shouldnt play...
youll regret this day...
you will regret it ..when your sober
when will this be...maybe next october
you said i retire,,,
bunch of bull your excuses are dire..

i think u will find that the bull is from you,
for i think what you said did land on yer shoe!
but my pic was removed and was sortin one out,
when a m8 was in trouble and he gave me a shout.

so matt take yer stories don't wanna hear you whine,
or i'll stick my size 12 where the sun doesn't shine!!
we'll do battle maybe in the league for our clans,
and i'll whoop yer rear end playin with no hands!!!!!!

Sure hippes you can rip
We shall meet ill give you a tip
dont bother to turn up
its better if i beat you in the cup
you could of joined fbi with me flo and revinax
you have heard them names your shatting you cacks!
you on about kicking me where the sun dont shine
you wont get chance whilst you whine
best of all you say keep er lit
you may take a piece of advice and log off and watch me take over the site for a bit!

lmao and rofl,
this poem thread has just gone to hell!
these cretins arrive from the FBI,
gawd luv their cotton socks.......least they're havin a try,
but i won't take any notice,
don't you fret i'll be there,
when yer beaten and cryin....i'll pay yer bus fare

where are these other people who come on here
They at the pub having a cold beer?
its quiet i say sitting here with gaz
could someone post in here maybe flo rick john or baz?
i feel the night creeping up on me
looks like im going bed without any tea
farewell from master_pool
remember gaz you are a tool!

never mind that nonsense above,
for he's obviously never been loved,
master_p00l's not so cool,
for he acts like a tool,
now there's nothin more for us to discuss!

Im here again to try my luck
i wanna prove i dont suck.
With hippes an matt
doin all the writing,
i pray to god
they dont end up fighting.

Its just a few words
for use all to read,
im not counting my chickens
im just smokin my weed.

i know this rhyme makes no sense
thats because i have not 2 pence
i gave it a try i gave it a bash
now im off to toilet to have a lash

well waddaya say fran had a go,
am pleased with wot he wrote ya know,
tis better than wot we got from matt,
think he could do with smokin some of that!

oh shut up hippesville
Carry on your have a dentist bill!
didnt sound bad was a effort fran
better than listen to hippes id rather kick a can..
dont worry mate we wont fight
unless its over the last magners then we might
remember keep er lit
im be on tomoz later in a bit!

i gave it a go
i gave it a try
im not very good
i am a tad shy

if matt cant ryhme
he shud read urs or mine
seen as he"s in need
il spare him some of my weed

my mind is going blank
ppl still call me frank
shows ya how dizzy i can be
wen at the moment i can barely see

ok thats enough for fran this hour
im up early to have a shower
my o my,these drinks gone to me head
il say one thing im ready for bed

well praise the lord
thank gawd for that
it'll be a wee while
before we hear from matt
so spark open beers
and shots galore,
gonna rest my ears,
coz matt's made em sore.

hippes off to bed you go
before i boot you the way ur supposed to go!
hope i dont have to hear off you for a while
your poems to my ears were very vile
i bid you goodnight
ill be in your dreams ill keep you up allnight
now ill read you a story
or make you watch your favorite program balamory

matt the man i meant no harm
hippes is the one makin me pull ur arm
dont be kickin cans u mite get hurt
ur name mite change to Bill or Burt
either way use are both good guys
but im glad i cant see use
ur site mite hurt my eyes
and here i am sayin my goodbyes

I'm starting to get the hang of things,
Beginning to find my clan league wings,
Looking forward to playing my mates,
And all the rest of the Funky greats,
Though todays game didn't go so well,
Under pressure and my standards fell,
I logged off in a rather bad mood,
Torture myself like I usually would,
But suddenly, a little ray of light,
Something to make my day more bright,
My day turned from bitter to sweet,

nice one chris
in your game you werent far off a miss
Since you came to the library to play me
you owe me half the money or maybe a cuppa tea

Playing players like you, I can only improve,
Fairly soon I'll get into the groove,
I too feel I should have had more,
But your class is truely reflected in the score,
Let me get you that little drink,
You've truely earned it, don't ya think?
How many sugars d'ya want in your tea?
One or two, maybe even three?

Cream crackers

Cream crackers are great with cheese and butter,
Hippesville thinks he is one ...The nutter,
Spread it on bread so the blighter dont crack,
When your in a rush its a mighty good snack,
Dont have them in packups, cuz they'll go limp,
They are nice with, pate and potted shrimp,
Love them or hate them their mighty cream crackers
The top of the snack list the real dogs........Kn ees