hello yummymummy,
am glad to see,
you've written a poem,
am well pleased me!
look forward to more,
we love it you know,
just keep on tryin,
yer talent wil grow.

Some more poets am so glad
Threads gained interest cant be bad
Maybe if i chant More More More
I'll log on and see poems galore!!

i think what we need in this thread more than most,
is a few more poems from paula our host!
so if you can find the time and pull yer finger out,
get yer butt into action and make us all shout!

All these mugs with bombs
Should stick to burning poppydoms.

ENGLAND: LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!

kate and aidy and jess,
are all found wanting i guess,
when u get them together,
you'd love them forever,
as long as they clear up the mess!

those tournies they come thick and fast,
a century up at last!
it took me a while,
but now i can smile,
love every minute, it's a blast!

There once was a guy called hippes,
Who came to Smurf for some tips,
Said Smurf, the great pooler,
"Try using a ruler",
And now up the rankings he zips

that fella called smurf is back,
got lost and couldn't find the track,
till hippes made him see,
"just play it like me"
and he went off and ran the rack

I'm now back in the poets den,
Sorry I left but I lost my pen,
Had a little read back at what I have missed,
Surprised you and Potty still haven't kissed,
By leaving you in charge I did no wrong,
You'll always keep this thread going strong

lol m8 we missed yer craic
always glad to have you back,
and as for steph my dreams are dashed,
a smile and a wink and she just walked on past

Hope you don't mind if I step in,
Maybe it's my heart she wants to win,
Some things, hippes, aren't meant to be,
This time tomorrow she'll be with me!

well i wish you the best,
and hope you'll be happy,
you're a top guy,
so fit and so classy,
the only thing is,
she's really a man!
so back to the wall,
then run when ya can!!

PMSL @ YOU PAIR!!

A limerick fan from Australia,
regarded his work as a failure,
his verses were fine,
until the fourth line,
?

lmao smurf we loves ya

........coz by then he was blocked with too much ale, yeah?

Hahaha!!


Hippsy Hippsy d'you know Jimi
He plays games over on snooks
He also does verses
An in some he curses
He's really giving me the spooks

im a lil bunny look at me,
here are my ears long and free,
here are my whiskers on my nose,
i have a fluffy tail but no toes

im a lil bunny look at me,
i like salad from a tree,
grass is my favourite type of food,
it gets me up and in the groove.

It started on the snooker table
The comeback wasn't able
Until a snooker was clawed
And the escape was flawed
And the pots after were stable

incy wincey spider climing up a tree,
down came the snow and made poor incy freeze,
out came the sunshine and melted all the snow,
incy wincy spider had another go

WOO WOOOOOO Bunny and Warns! MORE MORE!!!!