There once was a man on funky,
Everyone thought he was a hunky,
They called him Fran,
As he looked like a man,
When really he just a drunkie

warney was actin pretty cool,
coz he thot that he really could play pool,
until that fatal day,
a noob blew him away,
and from then on he played like a tool!!!

look at warney on this thread ,
shud u not be in bed,
thinkin ur great slagging me,
ull be the one on ur knee

i think its time u made a good rhyme
the one above wastes my time
always be carefull wat u say
before me i will leave u lay

im chillin here in front of telly,
full up,after filling my belly,
the film im watchin is the running man,
its not too bad cos i have me can .

i was gonna start on the two lads again,
but then they mite bring in Dgen,
i really dont mind the ppl on funkypool,
only a bit part of them are really a tool.

Frannie my love please calm down
Quite a few are actually sound
But if a problem should ignite
Kayles here and ready to bite.

oh hello kayles my little sweet,
u are nutin but a delightful treat,
i want u to know nothing will start,
il scare the lads with a little fart.

i dunno wot am gonna do,
its up in the air all coz of u,
my heads in a spin cant even stand,
and all because am in a foreign land

ok ok il shall rest my case,
sing a song pumping the base,
ppl are dizzy not sure wat to do ,
all becozz i bothered u too,
il wear a thong to make u smile ,
even thou u will run a mile,
now if u really are annoyed at me,
u really do know im truly soweeee

fran, fran its not gonna do,
u said u loved me but that wasnt true,
so am ringin my buddies, we're comin real soon,
you're gonna end up.....lookin like a baboon

keep er lit m8

hippy hippy id watch ur words,
i have ppl watchin u an they not little birds,
ring ur buddies ,send them round,
believe me they be pounded to the ground.

U keep er lit m8

at end of the day u no the score ,
all in all u are just a bore,
its time for u to rest ur head,
grab a cuppa and head to bed,
as u said u are only ten years old,
now off u go and stop being bold.

Snow, snow, everywhere
I can't help but stand and stare,
Those tiny white flakes fall from above,
This is the weather that I really love,
As the ground turns from black to white,
I think to myself "what a wonderful sight"

amma likin

keep er lit fran m8

*Ahem!* The poet is back

snow on the hills,
but none near me,
i wanna throw snowballs,
at all of yee's
so i'll just have to wait,
for my turn to come,
go out with the kids,
and have lotsa fun.
we'll build a few snowmen,
and give them each hats,
and maybe throw snowballs,
and have loads laffs.....

lovin ma babies

yer the star that shines and smiles at me,
the fun and chat makes me smirk
but just what the hell are u doin with me
how'd ya listen to all that i blurt!!

the man called matt ,i mean master,
think his mouth needs closing with plaster,
playin pool he thinks he is cool,
we all know hes a ryt fool.

A member called teamplayer aka fran
he always loses to me the man
not heard hippes writing about me
i think hes drunk and lost his key
im off to hit the sack
watch the annoucements mp is back!

nice comments matt to say i always lose
u know the reason its the damn booze,
hippes is lost in his own land,
think he sank in his quick sand

really didnt know u had gone,
but am glad to hear yer goin strong,
please remember tho matt,
not to act like a prat,
and be havin any more ding-dongs!