*applause* encore

theres a pooler i know called flo,
who ive always been happy to know,
she says i'm a disgrace,
for i gave her no place,
in my dedi's where our trumpets we blow!

Theres a poller called hippesville
If he keeps writing poems im going for the kill
He smells of too much booze
i know where he is that smell gives me the clues
now im off for a drink
Ill be on later around 11 i think

now there's a poet you'll say,
he seems so happy and gay,
but after a few jars,
he'll have gone far too far,
and anuva dodgy poem he will bray!

My first drink is going be a pint
gonna keep drinking all night
i hope it tasting alright
cus if it is ill be seeing kites!

enjoy yer sups my poolin friend,
will maybe catch ya near the end,
hope a good night is had by all,
and most important......don't you fall!

have a good'un m8

oh my god its hippes an matt,
beter be safe or use will fall flat ,
that drink der on they need to relax,
all they do is send each other fax.

i know use two like a poem,
im the one thats here to moan,
so just a final word from me ,
be happy be safe,and chill an watch GLEE

im back again to write another ,
iv learned a line from me brother,
im sittin here watching cricket,
watchin england lose a wicket.

i watched united score a goal,
lucky rooney and his head like a bowl,
they mite be top of there group,
but watch them slide a downhill loup.

once again im dyin of thirst
but its bathroom b4 i burst
i hope these rhymes are keepin use happy
i need to go b4 i do it in my nappy

United were lucky, I have to say,
For Rangers nearly made them pay,
Britain's best is their pretence,
They really do have a dodgy defence,
The only time I could not look,
Was at that penalty Rooney took,
But we'll carry on in Europa League,
And try to fight on through fatigue,
For we are the team in blue, red and white,
And we will keep fighting all day and all night,



Oh, and one other thing I have to say,
Just before I go away,
Something about Rooney I had to check,
He has an uncanny resemblance to Shrek!

Edited at 00:43 Thu 25/11/10 (GMT)

juss thinkin......

some people laugh and others smile,
the ones we don't notice must be vile,
but are they fine or are they not,
we just don't give a second thought.

coz everyone that feels is here,
it may be happy or even fear,
who knows wots goin on inside,
we're more concerned about our ride.

we chat and drink and have good fun,
even more so when we're young,
but as the years creep up behind,
it gets quite serious you will find.

choices will come with decisions to make,
will you be selfish and eat your cake,
it's a big wide world and its there to explore,
i hope you enjoy it right to the core.

hippes of gazereth

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poster above seems to be a budding comedian

poster above seems to be a budding comedian

poster above seems to be a budding comedian

there was a 'young' lass called kayleigh,
she smashed up her old ukelele,
she needed to find,
a way to unwind,
and now comes on funkypool daily.

for kayles

Its not the best..But i'll have a go
Just to say thank you to a funky fella i know
For writing me that brilliant ryhme..
And making me laugh everytime..

So there you go...My first try
But for now..It's goodbye...
But i hear you ask..but who is this?
It's that funky fella...

There was a young lady named Rose,
Who had a large wart on her nose,
When she had it removed,
Her appearance improved,
But her glasses slipped down to her toes

her glasses slipped down to her toes,
but it wasn't the end of her woes,
she tripped and she fell,
letting out a big yell,
and she died and was eaten by crows.

to be in a different place,
and lookin at a different face,
yer life it would be,
most definitely,
somethin you'd like to embrace.

but the script wasn't written that way,
you live in yer ordinary way,
of things you can dream,
and oh yes they may seem,
a much better place to play

How can one write a poem,
known im doin it on my own,
hippes as usual doin much better ,
i mite have to send him a letter .

hes a class act u all can see,
we just wish we wer as good as he,
their will be a day it will come true,
hippes my friend il be better than you.

now iv done my best to talk about hippee,
id better stop b4 he shouts yippee,
now remember hippes this is from me,
i dont want u bendin down on one knee,

now i hope u like my message i wrote,
dont let ur beer float ur boat ,,