Wish granted, but once you stop laughing at yourself you completely lose the ability to laugh and never laugh again!

I wish there was something interesting on the tv to watch!

Granted! but it's only interesting to people that can speak Korean!

I wish i wasn't so easily distracted!

Wish granted, but you become overly focused on what you do, spending all your time on studying and anti-social things that you become a social reject and lose all your friends!

I wish pubs and clubs and what not weren't closed on Good Friday!

Wish granted but you drink yourself into oblivion and cant shake the nasty hangover off for the next 5 Good Fridays,thus forcing you to stay home!!



I wish i was on some hot beach right now

Granted!

But you have to stay on the beach for 1 month, Burning ur skin, peeling every day, and ur red rore with bill's of blisters

I wish the txt msg just came thru was happening right now!

Granted but ur fone rings instead which you ansa and flip at then throw it at the wall smashing it into a millions pieces leaving you mortified!!

I wish ppl would ring wen they say they will

Granted, But when they (He) calls he decides to split from you, for moaning about the latness of his phone calls

I wish i could motivate myself!

(Oh u evil lmaooooooo!!)

Granted but ur that fat you get outta breath quick and sit back down!


I wish you wasnt so mean to me

(aw lmao)

Granted, But ide become over friendly and rub my genital area up your leg and become over protected of my master (you)

I wish i could ^^^

(LOL)

Wish granted, after doin this you lose yur genitals

I Wish it was may already

well its not, sorry :(



I wish i was pro on fp

Granted, but you become crap on FS!

I wish I was very wealthy

Wish granted, but one drunken day you decide to blow your fortune on trap 4 in a dog race at Shelbourne Park, and the dog comes last

I wish Easter was more exciting!

Granted but you'd have to go back 2009 years to witness when it was...

I wish I was asleep right n....zzzzzz

Granted, but someone keeps making noise outside and waking you up every 10 mins!

I wish that would never happen me

Wish Granted, but you keep getting woken up every 20 minutes

I wish Villa were winning

Granted...oh no wait they're bottlers...

I wish united wouldn't fluke so many wins...

Wish granted, but that trait passes on to Chelsea who pip Liverpool to the title thanks to a 97th minute Michael Essien 40 yard shot via 7 deflections on the last day of the season

I wish I wouldn't drink so much

Granted but Essian entices Niall to a night out to the George he can't refuse!

I wish I had a thing for men too...

Granted, but you lose the thing you have for women!

I wish it would hurry up and warm up!