No, you may not, that's a different game entirely

Granted, but it's 6ft and you can't get out of your house

I wish I had a snow ball

I'll get out the window!

Granted, but it is the size of the moon so you get very cold!

I wish I had a snow plow!

Granted but there's no snow to clear and you are Mr Plough for some reason

I wish I wasn't cold

Granted, but you become so hot that you skin glows red and anything you touches melts!

I wish I had an ice cream!

Granted, but I touch the ice cream and it melts, like your heart, that melts too

I wish I was on Countdown

Granted, but you fail, end up on 0, lose and go home with the teapot(? I think) which you drop and smash!

I wish I was the queen of Mexico

Granted but you have Sven Goran Eriksson after you 24/7

I wish Hayley Williams was here

Granted, but she's mine!

I wish I knew everything!

Sven is the manager of Mexico

Granted, but you know stuff that you really didn't want to know, like that Hayley is straight

I wish it was summer

Granted, but it's only a warm, very wet one

I wish warney wouldn't be so upsetting!

Granted, but knaill starts to be upsetting instead

I wish summer wasn't upset

granted

But upor internet loses connection...

I wish i edited and made a wish

Edited at 20:08 Tue 14/04/09 (BST)

Quick! Someone! Make a wish!

I wish for a mansion

Granted, but it's a doll's house mansion!

I wish football wasn't boring!

Granted, but your supported team (Leyton Orient) loses every week

I wish I could drive

Granted, but your car gets stolen!

I wish it was my b'day!

Granted, but you get no pressies or anything

I wish I had Earl's list

Granted, but it gets 10x bigger each time you cross something off!

I wish I owned a pet carrot called Trevor!

Granted, but my pet rabbit eats him

I wish you summer wasn't involved in a love triangle with niall and steph