Wish granted, but it gets too hot in here and you have to take off all your clothes

I wish summer would take off all her clothes

Granted, but they go back on after my shower!

I wish warney would give me money!

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Granted, but it's only 50p and it's for your wooly hat

I wish I had my 50p back

Granted, but it's attached to a piece of string so comes back to me as you walk off!

I wish warney could spell woolly!

Granted, but he rather spell it wrong to annoy summer

I wish summer would sing a song

Granted, but warney gets deafened and all the windows smash!

I wish I could sing well!

Granted, but I wouldn't hear you because I got deafened so it wouldn't matter

I wish it was next Monday

Granted, but you lose a week of your life, and will continue to do so every other week!

I wish I didn't have coursework to do!

Granted but you fail school and fail to get a job

I wish the new Red Dwarf wasn't such a let down

Granted!

But none of the classic seasons get played by the smegheads...ever!

I wish I wasn't bored!

Granted, but you decide to play someone 100 times at pool and lose 100 times

I wish I could play pool in real life

Granted, but you become so good you bet everything on a first-to-100 game against someone who has only played a few times before (me hopefully) and foul the black a record 100 times!

I wish I knew which end of the stick to hit the balls with

Granted, but you use a cue instead which hasn't been chalked and mis-cue all the time

I wish...





































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Granted...but:
EDIT: I wish I hadn't forgotten a wish!

Edited at 16:43 Tue 14/04/09 (BST)

Wish granted, but you forget how to hold a cue instead

I wish the nutters didn't want me to shoo

Granted, but you turn your back on the warriors and become one of us!

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one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...one of us...

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one of us...

I wish I had food!

Granted but it's cat food

I wish it was raining

May I ask why?

Granted, but your house gets flooded!

I wish it was snowing!